It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Deltaphoenix]

God Bless you whores, each and every one.

[excane]

[behndy]

nooooooootes. sechsy mutilated NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTES.

also, i love that grrL and her sentiment. i don't get the virgin appeal. sounds so....... boring. only one i was ever with cried the first time. so....... awkward.

lol. i was a DISAPPOINTMENT for the first grrL that was nice enough to let me inside her. talked it up wayyyyyyyyy too much for someone who had yet to see booter.

*entrance achieved*

"that's...... wet. and WARM. and GHRHHAHHGHHRHHGNNG."

MAYBE 22 seconds for the first time. thank goodness for minuscule refractory periods when you're 12.

[Eric!]

nooooooootes. sechsy mutilated NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTES.

also, i love that grrL and her sentiment. i don't get the virgin appeal. sounds so....... boring. only one i was ever with cried the first time. so....... awkward.

lol. i was a DISAPPOINTMENT for the first grrL that was nice enough to let me inside her. talked it up wayyyyyyyyy too much for someone who had yet to see booter.

*entrance achieved*

"that's...... wet. and WARM. and GHRHHAHHGHHRHHGNNG."

MAYBE 22 seconds for the first time. thank goodness for minuscule refractory periods when you're 12.

That's...uh...

[behndy]

BOOM. i am a LAYDAY'S MAN.

murrr. i can hold on at LEAST twice that long now. rarrrrrr.

also, i almost always get the Date 10,000 Asian Ladies banner ads at the bottom now. woot.

that seems oddly specific. like, 1,000 and 1,000,000 would be the more normal choices. or even 100,000.

odd.

[Haki]

Mostly it's KLM (Dutch airline company) which is useful, if I had a passport.

Right now it's an add for Christian Dating ...

[Pollinator95]

I get academic ads. Somebody on the internets knows I keep failing maths and is taking the piss out of me (is that an expression? Sounds really weird).


Anyway, SERIOUSNESS. I can get a PT Jr with a softcase for the exact same price as a Mini (with SC). I could fit my essential dirt + EQ + one rotating mudulation/weird pedal in the Mini, but that's about it. With the Jr I could have all my DIY peds on it just in case I need them and some more future ones, but it's probably too big for easy transportation.
What I was thinking of before noticing the price was getting a Mini for now with the basics, and another Mini or Nano in the future. But that's much more expensive than just the Jr. FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.

[theavondon]

Get the Jr, then lift it repeatedly with it fully loaded as a training exercise. Bulk up, homie.

[Pollinator95]

That's true. The problem is that I fucking HATE having heavy things banging on my legs when I walk. Apart from my penis, that is (ka-POW!). I've sketched out the actual dimensions of the Jr on some wood to see how big it actually is (I'm special, leave me alone), and it isn't as cumbersome as I thought it would be.

[D.o.S.]

:lol: That's true. The problem is that I fucking HATE having heavy things banging on my legs when I walk. Apart from my penis, that is (ka-POW!). I've sketched out the actual dimensions of the Jr on some wood to see how big it actually is (I'm special, leave me alone), and it isn't as cumbersome as I thought it would be.

NSFW: show

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjNn4bbbgSw[/youtube]

[Pollinator95]

It was all an excuse to say "cumbersome".

[Chankgeez]

Wot do this say about me?

[behndy]

*looks over at PT-Pro*

*looks at Mono PT-Pro bag that has a strap so you can sling it over your shoulder*'

*looks at left bruised up left shoulder*

yeah... a JR'd be... way too.... cumbersome.....

yeah dood. get the bigger one. you'll like the extra space WAY more than the tiny bit more of convenience.

I think there's just one small town of asian ladies that they have for you to date. Behndy's Date-Village, pop. 10,000.

oh mer gerd. am i..... am i letting them all down? are they WAITING? off to the internets!

[Chankgeez]

*looks over at MILF on left*

*looks at MILF second from right that has a strap so you can sling her over your shoulder*'

*looks at left bruised up left shoulder*

yeah... be way too.... cumbersome.....

yeah dood. get the MILF on the right. you'll like the extra space WAY more than the tiny bit more of convenience.

I think there's just one small town of mature ladies that they have for him to date. Chankgeez's Date-Village, pop. 10,000.

oh mer gerd. is he..... is he letting them all down? are they WAITING? off to the internets!

[D.o.S.]

Chanky, you and I get the same banner ads.

I think the difference is, you're probably old enough to qualify for one of the young men they don't want.