behndy wrote:ew. see, i'm the worst pseudo-vegetarian ever. don't like lettuce that much, hate salads, not a fan of tomatoes or onions or most mainstay vegis. some fruit is a'ight but don't dig on that that much.
i SUCK.
No wonder you don't cook and eat whipped cream waffles all the time.
When we were kids, we must have seen a commercial of people spreading cream cheese on a bagel. We had no fucking clue what cream cheese was. Figured it was miracle whip (so not real mayo). Fucking awesome.
Lightly toasted. But still hot so that the miracle whip kinda melts all into the bagel and stuff.
rfurtkamp wrote:Bastard stepchild of modern delay times/looping and a Lexicon Vortex would have me whipping out the credit card faster than a hooker at a coke convention.
Make your own mayo. It rules. 1 egg yolk (MUST BE ROOM TEMPERATURE), mix it with a bit of dijon mustard and some salt and peppar, then slowly blend in a 50/50 mixture of canola and olive oil. In the beginning you have to beat the shit out of it and add the oil slowly, but as it emulgates you can add the oil faster. At the end add the juice of half a lemon and 1 tsp of boiling water (will turn the mayo whiter - too much water will ruin the emulsion).
Gone Fission wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 2:21 pm
That’s quarter-assed at best.
behndy wrote:ew. see, i'm the worst pseudo-vegetarian ever. don't like lettuce that much, hate salads, not a fan of tomatoes or onions or most mainstay vegis. some fruit is a'ight but don't dig on that that much.
i SUCK.
No wonder you don't cook and eat whipped cream waffles all the time.
SPIT OR SWALLOW?
gargle. spit back in face. CHEEK TO CHEEK CONTACT.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
STOP I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE 
