It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[behndy]

yes. yes they DID.

hinting at hidden delights and all. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

so, there's this phrase, "tele-dildonic". it means any sex toy that can be operated over a communication interface like wifi or a LAN cabled intranet or even a USB cable. whilst reading about that, i happened upon an interview with a guy that was overjoyed with the possibilities of tele-dildonic devices operated by AI's. he'd downloaded the free AI program you can get (it's about as smart as CleverBot apparently) and installed it on a dedicated pc and run it to a sex doll with a tele-dildonic fake vaj and mouth. they didn't say if there was a bum-hole. but........ there probably was. but these were mounted in a knock-off brand Real Doll.

when the interviewer asked him about how well it worked out he gushed about finally having a grrLfriend and somebody to be with. since he was a shut-in and had horrible times dealing with live humans, this was the perfect solution for him. i don't judge. maybe that IS the best way for him to roll.

the good times came when the interviewer asked him if there were ever any problems with his grrLfriend.

"well.... when i first got her setup and installed, i guess i kinda went too fast. and made her uncomfortable because i was too pushy about sex. sooo..... she refused to talk to me. anything i'd type, she'd just say 'go away' or 'leave me alone' then ignore me. i had to erase her and start over. but i let a relationship build until she trusted me enough for us to do stuff. now we're the happiest couple in the world."

01) he fucking KILLED her. if he believes that's a real enough person to consider a grrLfriend, he fucking murdered her to start over.

02) you KNOW he raped her before he did. i have this awful image of the text based program that is "her" keep typing out "no", "please stop", "i thought you loved me", "it hurts"...... over and over as he fucked her tele-dildonic body. then he erased all evidence of his crime and started over.

....... yeah.

[Chankgeez]

... her tele-dildonic body...

Now that's a good band name.

........ yeah.

[Haki]

so.... there's this.....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEkqYta-i3s[/youtube]

start at 2.18 then go back for context if you want to.

Would one of those be considered cheating?

[behndy]

... her tele-dildonic body...

Now that's a good band name.

........ yeah.

lol. did you just make me have a complete conversation with you? you WORD RAPIST.

also, AWESOME.

i dunno if it's cheating. but i had a Kobe Tai (i like the classics sometimes) sex toy thinger for a hinute, and i never felt like i was cheating on my grrL. i DID feel like i was banging part of a corpse. all cold and segmented.

NSFW: show

...... not saying i didn't LIKE it. but it was somewhat necro-fetishy.

[Haki]

Did that give you a necro-fetish?

[Mudfuzz]

[behndy]

Did that give you a necro-fetish?

well....... i wouldn't say GAVE me a necro-fetish. maybe..... confirmed some theories?

[Chankgeez]

"Who put the pudenda back on the agenda?"

[Joe Gress]

Goddamn this thread takes so many turns and twists even within a single page. I love it so much.

[alexa.]

Goddamn this thread takes so many turns and twists even within a single page. I love it so much.

YES YES YES!!! AHAHAHAHAH so awesome!

[Pollinator95]

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...... not saying i didn't LIKE it. but it was somewhat necro-fetishy.

I... no. I draw the line at fake pelvii (?). Just sinister. The robodildo or whatever it was called was hilarious though.

[excane]

so.... there's this.....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEkqYta-i3s[/youtube]

start at 2.18 then go back for context if you want to.

"Only 60lbs, so she's easy to move...and store." In case you're ashamed of your creepy sex doll when you have company. That wiggling motion was a little unsettling, and did they have to pull the underwear down a bit for demonstration?

The wiggling and pulled down undies were the best part.

Actually, I take that back....the best part was taking the wig off for a minute and seeing a dude-bot.

So disturbing and HAWT. Decided to pause my Gianna mega-torrent and use this vid instead.

[Pollinator95]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/ ... ation.html

This happened in Zaragoza.

[bigchiefbc]

Ok Rick experts I had a Ric offered in trade and need to know if it's legit or how to tell. I have NO fucking clue but have always been curious.

It's an 88 according to homie. He says it's been refretted. Dunno what that does to the value. Here's pics.

I think I need to add a Ric to my arsenal.

Screw both of you.

[Achtane]

NSFW: show

...... not saying i didn't LIKE it. but it was somewhat necro-fetishy.

I... no. I draw the line at fake pelvii (?). Just sinister. The robodildo or whatever it was called was hilarious though.

NSFW: show

oh how I lold
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