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Went to Twin Town guitars in MInneapolis yesterday.

I played one million things that I need forever and I hate it when that happens.

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Fuck your new goddamn blue flower strat. Not only does it have the best finish in the history of guitars, but the guitar played silky fucking smooth, it handled like a fucking sports car, b uilt for comfort and speed. Worst part is its a goddamn strat. Fuck you. Fuck your face.

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Fuck you, reverse jag bass! Also incredibly comfortable, GORGEOUS SHAPE (my wife disagrees) and 32" scale. Thats the best fucking scale. Not Jazz-bass-wrist-wrecker long scale, and longer than my Mustang bass so the LOW D WILL BE SNAPPIER AND MEANER! FUCK YOU. ALSO has large loud looking pickups so my bass would no longer be quiter than my guitars?!?!? FUCK. ALSO THE FINISH ON THE NECK IS SO NICE AND YELLOW AND THICCCCCKKKKKK NAD GLOSSY!!! FUCK YOUR JAG BASS ASS!

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GOD FUCK IT! They also had a GIANT AMPEG REFRIGERATOR CAB for $550. Go to HELL AMPEG CAB. You would be so loud and strong, and your tens would accurately reproduce the sizzle from my fuzz, and your extra deep cab would accentuate my lows and rattle assholes like SUNN 0))).
FUCK YOU, CAB!!

NOT TO MENTION THIS:
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THEY HAD THIS MOTHERFUCKER USED. Everythign I heard about this guitar is REALLY GOOD. And it looks amazing. It reminds me of the 69 I sold like a dumb fuck. FUCK YOUR COBAIN JAGUAR USED FOR $900 INSTEAD OF $1300 OR WHATEVER!!

Other fucking things that fucking ruled and made me pissed off because they kick so much ass:
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And more. So much more. I thought I was done with this FUCING SHIT!?!?!?!

FUCK YOU FENDER AND ALL YOUR SWEET SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!! FAWCK!
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Awww man, I miss Twin Town. I used to frequent them when I lived in the cities. They used to, sometimes in the summer, just cook hot dogs and stuff out on the sidewalk (no, not ON the sidewalk) free for anybody who wanted one.
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aen wrote:Fuck you, reverse jag bass! Also incredibly comfortable, GORGEOUS SHAPE (my wife disagrees) and 32" scale. Thats the best fucking scale. Not Jazz-bass-wrist-wrecker long scale, and longer than my Mustang bass so the LOW D WILL BE SNAPPIER AND MEANER! FUCK YOU. ALSO has large loud looking pickups so my bass would no longer be quiter than my guitars?!?!? FUCK. ALSO THE FINISH ON THE NECK IS SO NICE AND YELLOW AND THICCCCCKKKKKK NAD GLOSSY!!! FUCK YOUR JAG BASS ASS!

FUCK YOU FENDER AND ALL YOUR SWEET SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!! FAWCK!


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Fuck you, Fender. You offer hardly anything decent for lefties.
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i love this rage post
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I love that Fender Antigua color. I don't know why but I really like it.
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davedeath wrote:i love this rage post
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aen wrote:Fuck you, reverse jag bass! Also incredibly comfortable, GORGEOUS SHAPE (my wife disagrees) and 32" scale. Thats the best fucking scale.

Yeah 32" is bomb. I have two 32" scale necks sitting around that need a little work :idk:
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What the fuck is this fuck? This fucker is like this:


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Those fuckers are pretty similar... I guess the top one is a Blacktop as opposed to the bottom Modern Player.


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They're both BLECH
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Moustache_Bash wrote:Fuck you, Fender. You offer hardly anything decent for lefties.


THAT FUCKING KURTZ JAG COMES IN LEFTY NOMNOMNOMNOM
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Dude, that reverse Jag has made me hard ever since I first saw the thread about it.
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Flower start rules. I've been looking for a floral pickguard for my tele. Any ideas?
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spacelordmother wrote:
aen wrote:Fuck you, reverse jag bass! Also incredibly comfortable, GORGEOUS SHAPE (my wife disagrees) and 32" scale. Thats the best fucking scale. Not Jazz-bass-wrist-wrecker long scale, and longer than my Mustang bass so the LOW D WILL BE SNAPPIER AND MEANER! FUCK YOU. ALSO has large loud looking pickups so my bass would no longer be quiter than my guitars?!?!? FUCK. ALSO THE FINISH ON THE NECK IS SO NICE AND YELLOW AND THICCCCCKKKKKK NAD GLOSSY!!! FUCK YOUR JAG BASS ASS!

FUCK YOU FENDER AND ALL YOUR SWEET SHIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!! FAWCK!


Aaaaaand it comes in burst:

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why cant that come in not reversed
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