I have seen the zombie Apocolypse

[metalmariachi]

It always starts in the UK.
and there is nothing you can do about it.

If freaky blond kids stare at you the military won't be able to help.
They don't have guns either.

So what will happen with zombies?

Get out while you can.

MM

[Scruffie]

Freaky blonde kids?
Since when did it always start in the U.K (see the entire george a romero, of the dead series and a list of b movies i'd be a shamed to mention having seen)

A Military without guns? Where'd you get that idea? They have many guns, and tanks heck, we invented alot of the stuff the armies use (not that I think that's a good thing)

Police have tazers and guns (granted not all police have guns, but that's a good thing too)

And we have the fictional James Bond to fight fictional zombies, sure he'd win in a fight with a zombie then make a quip after.

[veteransdaypoppy]

I bet the Beatles would fuck a zombie up.
Radiohead would just sad a zombie to death(edit: re-death*.)

[Scruffie]

Nah the beatles wouldn't but the zombies wouldn't notice the difference when they saw keith richard and he could just blend in and beat them to death rolling stones style.

But yea radiohead would sad them to death and cold play would have a hissy fit at them.

[metalmariachi]

Freaky blonde kids?
Since when did it always start in the U.K (see the entire george a romero, of the dead series and a list of b movies i'd be a shamed to mention having seen)

A Military without guns? Where'd you get that idea? They have many guns, and tanks heck, we invented alot of the stuff the armies use (not that I think that's a good thing)

Police have tazers and guns (granted not all police have guns, but that's a good thing too)

And we have the fictional James Bond to fight fictional zombies, sure he'd win in a fight with a zombie then make a quip after.

Referring to '60s thingies like “Village of the Damned”
Hmm we did have “The Omen” and those Chucky things.

I'll rephrase, judging from all the British horror I've seen, they don't have effective guns.
But neither do the Japanese or the US when it comes to monsters.

(note; we aren't talking reality here)

In the zombie cases here, the problem was solved on the local level so no need for boring scenes of the Prez (PM) agonizing over the use of Nukes.

Now Torchwood and some episodes of the new Dr Who are the exception, they gots big guns, in Primeval they also seem to be under gunned, but I like the girls.

Now If i remember correctly they reinforced Hadrian's wall to keep the zombies in Scotland.

Any way I have my survival all planned and I picked out girl to wear the tank top and torn shorts and be my side kick.
I just have to drive my armored vehicle over to her house and rescue her.

God I watch too much of this crap.

MM

[Scruffie]

Freaky blonde kids aren't zombies, but I think a country with lots of guns would be in more trouble with children that controlled peoples minds.
And wasn't one of the village of the damneds with mark hamill in set in america?

Chucky, man that thing just pissed me off in those films, i'd a kicked it's ass in no time just for being a freaky doll.

Lol yes I realise we aren't talking reality, but i've seen alot of horror films and no, no country ever seems quite set in the films...

Nah are guns are good, police have american guns I think anyway and the army musta picked them for some reason.

Not a fan of torchwood or primevil but saw doctor who which wasn't bad and yea they had big guns, fake looking big guns, but big none the less that and a time lord... kinda sorts out most things.

Yea they did reenforce hadrians wall but no one was sure if they were zombies in scotland or just drunks.

And oh I think I could give you a run for your money on watching too much of this crap lol.

[metalmariachi]

And wasn't one of the village of the damneds with mark hamill in set in america?

I try to blank my mind of any thing he did after “Star Wars”.

He is almost as good an actor as David Hasselhoff.

MM