I have seen the zombie Apocolypse

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I have seen the zombie Apocolypse

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I had a pretty intense dream last night. This was the virus-baed type zombie apocolypse, A-la "I am Legend"

The dogs went first.
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I didn't see Akira (the big one) in the dream at all, so I'm guessing the zomie dogs that were chasing me killed her already. We thought Pancake, the black one, was ok, but oh, were we surprised.

Like idiots we went to my Mom and stepdads house to get guns and ammo. Idiotic. Step dad has like 2 guns, and one is a deer rifle, and hte ohter is like a 6 shot revolver. (The official zombie apocolypse plan is to go to my father in law's house who has like 8 big scary guns, and like 5 of them being some variety of shotgun/brain splatterer, and I bet hes got a machete too. And then up to the cabin in the woods whos location shall remain secret, you fuckin zombies.)

So there I was gearing up, if you will, and I look back into the truck (WTF, like a late 80s big blue ford truck? Not our real vehicle) and Pancake is all hackled out, foaming to beat the band and trying to kill, uh, everyone, including the truck.

Luckily I woke up before I had to put him down.






THEN this morning (IRL) the goddman dogs caught a baby rabbit, but didnt finish it off, so I have a broken rabbit in my yard that I can't bring myself to kill, even though it is doomed and suffering. I guess it'd be different for me if I had a gun, but I don't, I have a 5 pound hammer.
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Maybe Aen is a prophet.... :idk:
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Brutal. I love when I have dreams like that.

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Maybe I should get a machete.....
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I live in the U.K very hard to find guns :no:
Thankfully I own a meaty (yet legal) collection of crossbows and swords, i've had simmilar dreams but everyone I know has always said they'd come to mine in such an invent (breaks out the chainsaw bruce campbell style).
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CROSSBOWS!??!?!?!?!?
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WaveForm3 wrote:CROSSBOWS!??!?!?!?!?


Useful for vampires, but less than stunning results on Zombies.
That is unless you can guarantee a brain shot every time.
and they are slow to reload.
Do you have a Chinese repeating cross bow?


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Little does everyone know.....

I AM THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE!!!!!!!!
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I think this sorta fits, lol.
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metalmariachi wrote:
WaveForm3 wrote:CROSSBOWS!??!?!?!?!?


Useful for vampires, but less than stunning results on Zombies.
That is unless you can guarantee a brain shot every time.
and they are slow to reload.
Do you have a Chinese repeating cross bow?


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Nope, it's urm snap action is it? Anyway you can swing it down and up to re stock it but I have this book to go with it
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zombie-Survival ... 266&sr=8-1 :)

Not quite as good as Devi's protection system though

I don't actually intend to use it mind... it was bought for a laugh cause we had a big garden that made it safe to use... i'm not a gun nut infact that's why I put it in the loft when I got past 15

and likin' the silent hill reference.
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Silent Hill is the shit <3
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Scruffie wrote:I live in the U.K


That was your first mistake, you should get out now before the inevitable happens. :poke:
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Lol screw that, I think the quantity of guns may be a hinderence with people going insane, there is nice countryside to hide in here 28 days later style too, but tbh... I think i'l be okay.
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