It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

Pollinator95 · Post by **Pollinator95** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:10 pm

behndy wrote:also, XKCD wants to help name some of Sousies's incoming progeny apparently.

The question is, which will be the few NOT used? :lol:

MSUsousaphone · Post by **MSUsousaphone** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 3:18 pm

behndy wrote:BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! it's Sousie and his grrL!!

Heheh. Just getting in from a night of.....lots of drinking....loving these. :lol:

alexa. · Post by **alexa.** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 4:23 pm

snipelfritz wrote:
behndy wrote:hurm. link goes to the newest comic for me. is that s'posed to link to the trippy Halloween week one where the house and everything is run down and empty? that's the BEST

according to Jim Davis - "i asked a bunch of friends what they were most afraid of, and being alone was the most common answer. so that was what the week's strips were about."

according to everybody else - "holy FUCK BALLS. GARFIELD'S BEEN DEAD SINCE '89 AND EVERY STRIP SINCE HAS BEEN A WISH FULFILLMENT HALLUCINATION SPURTING INTO HIS DYING GREY MATTER IN THE LAST FEW INSTANCES BECORE HE PASSED!!!"

Yeah, October 23, 1989. I was soooo happy when I first discovered that.

Wow.. thanks snipelfritz, disz just awesome
*goes to lookup g-g*

Derelict78 · Post by **Derelict78** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:29 pm

excane wrote:
Waterpilot wrote:
Deltaphoenix wrote:I just want to say DAMN the Wounded Paw Battering Ram is BADASS! Super Grindy Od and Fuzz, run them in parallel with the octave switch, fucking NAR NAR! Thanks Ex(co)cane for your impression of the pedal.

I'm not listening. La, La, La, La... I... Can't... More fuzz? No, I can't... La, La, La, La... Maybe I could...

Oooohhh YOU'LL LISTENNNN

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr6wfQcenaU[/youtube]

DAMN thats badass

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:55 pm

So I'm fucking retarded apparently. I cannot for the life of me figure out how to make the Maschine record or make the screen displays light up. I watched tutorials, read the manual...etc. Does not happen. I am missing a crucial step somewhere and I just don't get it. I fucking SUCK at this shit so bad. It's hard learning a new platform all together. Each year I get older, I swear to God I get worse with computers. I just can't keep up.

Anyway! HELP! HOW THE FUCK DO I RECORD SHIT AND MAKE MY MENU LIGHT UP?????????? Also, where are some actually decent tutorials for noobs and not just those dumb ass Native Instruments ones that go so fucking fast I can't understand anything?

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:57 pm

hurm. do you mean the screen display doesna light up when you load Maschine?

texxxxxxting youuuuuuuuu.

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 6:58 pm

behndy wrote:hurm. do you mean the screen display doesna light up when you load Maschine?

texxxxxxting youuuuuuuuu.

No man. I actually took one back, got this one and same thing.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:59 pm

My friend can't get his Maschine to output sound through his monitors, but any other audio from his laptop will come through.
So he just noodles around via the crappy built-in speakers, it's sad.

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:04 am

jwar wrote:So I'm fucking retarded apparently. I cannot for the life of me figure out how to make the Maschine record or make the screen displays light up. I watched tutorials, read the manual...etc. Does not happen. I am missing a crucial step somewhere and I just don't get it. I fucking SUCK at this shit so bad. It's hard learning a new platform all together. Each year I get older, I swear to God I get worse with computers. I just can't keep up.

Remember in The Truman Show when Jim Carey realized his life was television?

No, me neither. I'll never cop to watching that flick. But this is just like that.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:00 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH3rH84M35A[/youtube]

you're not yellow, you're ORANGE.

Pollinator95 · Post by **Pollinator95** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:14 am

HEEEEYYYY ARE YOU PULLINGGGGG OR IS HE PUSHINGGGGG!!!

Just doing my part to get to page 625 quickly.

Deltaphoenix · Post by **Deltaphoenix** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:33 am

I found Maschine not hard to set-up the inputs and outputs.

As far as recording, I push which group I want to use, find a sound. I go down to the bottom and drag it over how many bars I want the part to be. I hit shift and record so I get a one bar count in and then record the part.
JWAR, I am wondering if you are not dragging the thing where it shows how many bars because you can't just kind of freely record. It has to be kind of planned out. If you have 0 bars selected then you can't record.

Eric! · Post by **Eric!** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:20 pm

I'M A CAR.

bigchiefbc · Post by **bigchiefbc** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:32 pm

I'm doing some archive binging on SMBC, and had to share this one:

and the follow up:

Pollinator95 · Post by **Pollinator95** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:36 pm

Weird, I've never seen the followup.

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