The Confessions Thread

[Officer Bukowski]

I thought I saw a ghost so I asked it to kill me but not take me to hell.

[IEatCats]

I just want to feel like everything is going to be okay. I guess that's why I've been drinking and staying out with friends all night recently. If I keep busy or intoxicated, then I'm not worrying about the fact that I'm losing the last shred of stability my life has.

I'm trying to figure out what the hell I'm going to do to get to my goals, but I don't have anyone that I look up to, and I don't have anyone I can ask for help.

Last night I walked across town and sat in a park. I didn't have anyone I could talk to, so I just sat in the dark thinking about how, maybe just in that moment, I was completely alone in the world.

I wish I had someone to take care of me, just for a day. My relationship is strained, and I can't even go to her for that. I just want someone to tell me that everything is going to be okay, and mean it. I don't want to lose this girl, and I feel so lost while trying to fix the problems we're having.

Keeping busy is good, keeping intoxicated... Not so much. Stability is an illusion. Nothing is ever stable and everything has the ability to crumble at any moment. Don't sweat that stuff man. Besides, it's never about falling down it's about how many times you get back up. It'll be ok man. And when you're in a park, alone, at night... Beware of dudes that eat bath salts.

Ugh. I know. Its dumb, because it doesn't even change anything. I guess it's just something else for my mind to focus on. I need to stop that shit. It's not a good habit to get caught in.

Life sucks sometimes.

I'm starting to really figure shit out, though. I talked to Kate for a bit today and apologized for being so selfish about the way that I've been living. I told her that I'm trying to figure things out, and she can either believe me and we can work past it, or she can not and I can just show her.

Hopefully I can get my sit together.

And thanks Behndy.

[Waterpilot]

Ugh. I know. Its dumb, because it doesn't even change anything. I guess it's just something else for my mind to focus on. I need to stop that shit. It's not a good habit to get caught in.

Life sucks sometimes.

Somthing else to focus on just makes you feel guilty later for not focusing on what you should be. And yes it does... But it also allows you to recognize the good times and just makes 'em that much better.

[jfrey]

Burping is awesome, stop living in Egypt.

Stop burping, cut your hair, shave your face, and get a job.

[IEatCats]

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I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.

I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.

[Achtane]

NSFW: show

I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.

I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.

NSFW: show

This is my superpower. I discovered it at the age of 11.

Maybe I should enter one of those jack-a-thons...
I bet I could even beat that Japanese dude who "practices" for an hour each morning.

[IEatCats]

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I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.

I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.

NSFW: show

This is my superpower. I discovered it at the age of 11.

Maybe I should enter one of those jack-a-thons...
I bet I could even beat that Japanese dude who "practices" for an hour each morning.

NSFW: show

Tell me of your ways. I read that clenching a well developed PC before ejaculating, but during orgasm can give you up to 6, if you time it right.

[Achtane]

NSFW: show

I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.

I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.

NSFW: show

This is my superpower. I discovered it at the age of 11.

Maybe I should enter one of those jack-a-thons...
I bet I could even beat that Japanese dude who "practices" for an hour each morning.

NSFW: show

Tell me of your ways. I read that clenching a well developed PC before ejaculating, but during orgasm can give you up to 6, if you time it right.

NSFW: show

Yeah, I've read that too.
I dunno, I don't use any particular technique or do kegel exercises or anything like that. From the first time on, it was always "shit, I'm doing that again" and that was that
after 6 or 7 or 8 it gets kinda boring though
Try the "edging" thing, maybe, if only because it FEELS GOOD MAN.

[IEatCats]

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I may have found the secret to multiple male orgasms. Only after further research will I be able to tell for sure.

I'll be sure to report on my discoveries.

NSFW: show

This is my superpower. I discovered it at the age of 11.

Maybe I should enter one of those jack-a-thons...
I bet I could even beat that Japanese dude who "practices" for an hour each morning.

NSFW: show

Tell me of your ways. I read that clenching a well developed PC before ejaculating, but during orgasm can give you up to 6, if you time it right.

NSFW: show

Yeah, I've read that too.
I dunno, I don't use any particular technique or do kegel exercises or anything like that. From the first time on, it was always "shit, I'm doing that again" and that was that
after 6 or 7 or 8 it gets kinda boring though
Try the "edging" thing, maybe, if only because it FEELS GOOD MAN.

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It just happens? You lucky bastard. I've been after that for years now. Pretty much since I figure out how to work that shit. I tried the PC thing and It didn't work for me. I WILL PERSEVERE.

[theavondon]

One and done, that's my motto. She can have as many as she wants. Also, NSFW these nuts

[alexa.]

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I can pretty much control my ejaculation with my PC, but it doesn't really feel like an orgasm. Feels good but I don't know. I feel like I'm missing out on sth
Also, wth is 'edging?'

nsfw party lol

[DanToneMachine]

Boy Meets World is my favorite show
My favorite Dinosaur Jr. album is Dinosaur
This is my first post..

[excane]

One and done, that's my motto. She can have as many as she wants.

Amen.


Why do women fake orgasms?











They think we care.

[IEatCats]

Boy Meets World is my favorite show
My favorite Dinosaur Jr. album is Dinosaur
This is my first post..

Let's be friends.

[Achtane]

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I can pretty much control my ejaculation with my PC, but it doesn't really feel like an orgasm. Feels good but I don't know. I feel like I'm missing out on sth
Also, wth is 'edging?'

nsfw party lol

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For me it's more like I have no refractory period. So I don't know if that's the same definition as "multiple orgasm" because...uhh, everything happens, I can just do it as much as I want. Whatever.
Man this thread is gettin' mighty creepy