It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Waterpilot]

There's really no good segue from that either.

[Eric!]

I don't know why behndy hasn't been recruited for http://www.evilclownsforhire.com/ yet

[dubkitty]

i could have a new career as John Wayne Gacy! Sweet!

[My name is Mudd]

Every good thought I can muster is with you, Joe...watching the news tonight reminded me of where you are. Keep us informed, OK?

I grew up in the central Sierra Nevada mtns and had two separate fires come within 5 miles of our home, and was in the Bay when the Oakland fire was happening. SCARY shit.

- edit/veer - just got a mail from Dan about my looper idea...he says that it's doable! And I may also have found my art for it...woot x 2!


Tentacle'ish art below...

[behndy]

lol. AWESOME. i have that as the background for my fone. i love that pic.

i rotate backgrounds every 4ish days tho.

I DON'T WANNA BE A CLOWN. THEY'RE SKEERY. I'M LOVABLE.

[dubkitty]

besides, the makeup fucks up your face if you pick the wrong kind. look at Ace Frehley.

[My name is Mudd]

I think I originally found that piece either here (probable) or @ TB (...maybe...), saved it on a hard drive, and then forgot it until this afternoon.

re, Evil Clowns etc - what's that circus/freak show act that goes thru the Bay every couple of years? CanNOT remember the name, but I SO wanted to see them/it/thing...it's not Evil Clowns, I know that much.

[dubkitty]

aw, fuck, i know what you mean but can't bring it up.

[MSUsousaphone]

i don't wanna diverge from the awful stuff that y'all are dealing with, all the support in the WORLDS meng, and there's really no good segue.... but i'm at the practice spot right now cleaning up cables and setting up a recording pc and some mics.... and i am SO fucking naked right now. it's hard not to stretch out on the drummer's chair.

HARD.

Ironic choice of all capped word as that's what it made me.

So.....I think delta is gettng all Debbied on and stuff, too. Stay safe fuzz bass bros.

[Haki]

ah, yes. that's like when i figured out that that "ol' Charlie," holder of "the handle" in Jethro Tull's "Locomotive Breath," was 70s UK slang for cocaine and thus the protagonist was a cocaine addict. ABOUT A YEAR AGO. I BOUGHT THE ALBUM WHEN IT CAME OUT. IN NINETEEN SEVENTY-ONE. and it's not that fucking subtle.

My parents had that moment when I was a completely oblivious 9 year old singing a song about how impressive my boner was. Euromast is used in place of boner, which is a 185 meter tall tower in the city that I always wanted to go, so it was properly innocent on my part. The only reason to love youtube is that it actually has that song.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g8MMLxf60s[/youtube]

Years later I'd sing a song which was about a girl and her vibrator which both parties taking a turn at the verse, kinda awkward but at least it was in English so pretty sure nobody around here figured it out.

[dubkitty]

oh, my. if i watched that two or three more times i'd be singing "ich hass ein Euromast" for the rest of my life, and confusing everyone who heard me except perhaps the occasional German tourist.

[Haki]

Catchy ain't it? I sang that song a LOT, preferably while out in public at a mall or supermarket. My mom would get embarrassed which confused me. She couldn't tell me what the song meant without starting a conversation she really didn't want to have for a few more years.

[behndy]

I think I originally found that piece either here (probable) or @ TB (...maybe...), saved it on a hard drive, and then forgot it until this afternoon.

re, Evil Clowns etc - what's that circus/freak show act that goes thru the Bay every couple of years? CanNOT remember the name, but I SO wanted to see them/it/thing...it's not Evil Clowns, I know that much.

Jim Rose Sideshow Circus?

[dubkitty]

THAT'S IT. i so totally have no brain cells left any more. i find myself hanging up on questions like "who was the keyboard player in Can again?" for ten minutes and then having to go look at the liner notes.

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU, KIDS. stay in school, don't do drugs. be a Beach Boy. and not one of the crazy ones with the drugs and the Manson Family and the sandbox and all that mishegas. one of the nice Beach Boys, Carl or Al or maybe Bruce Johnston.

[behndy]

ohh mer GERD this is the best thing i've seen in awhile.

NSFW: show

seriously. it's straight up porn fuckin's.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v ... 2029046528

lulz. um.... i'm thinking about ripping the audio and taking the dood's voice out and using her noises in a song or something. i could just listen to her for HOURS. 

it's like a really hot Other Worlds version of Olive Oil where she was a semi retarded innocent that did hard pornin's. 

in other words, pure AWESOME. 

the last 7 or so minutes she is GOLD.