The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:26 am

been there. done that. i know the horror of learning to repair appliances in situ. i am SO looking forward to renting again, so i can call the fucking landlord and say "WAAAAAH IT"S BUSTED COME AND FIX IT." i don't want to know anything more about the insides of toilets, dryers, water heaters, or any of that shit.

the best drummer i ever had came home early from work one day, found his best friend fucking his gf/the mother of his infant daughter on the sofa, and joined the Army. i never heard from him again. it was so fucking tragic...he used two kick drums, so he could play like BOTH drummers in the Allman Brothers SIMULTANEOUSLY.

adrianlee · Post by **adrianlee** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:24 am

maz91379 wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:WHY IS MY SALSA SO WATERY!!!

Is it a cooked or raw salsa?

This. I'm an expert salsa maker. I can provide advice.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:27 am

So my teeth are roughly $7,000 bad and I go in tomorrow for a root canal. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:15 pm

adrianlee wrote:
maz91379 wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:WHY IS MY SALSA SO WATERY!!!

Is it a cooked or raw salsa?

This. I'm an expert salsa maker. I can provide advice.

It's shitty store-bought crud in a jar. Not even worth proper analysis.

And having my mom home now (she's a teacher) all day is no fun. How am I supposed to wake up at 1:30 and start masturbating everywhere if she keeps bugging me!? Asking me what kind of cookies I want her to make and when she'll finish my laundry that I'm not going to actually bring up to my room but just live out of the laundry room!?!? It's absurd!!!

Waterpilot · Post by **Waterpilot** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:23 pm

snipelfritz wrote:And having my mom home now (she's a teacher) all day is no fun. How am I supposed to wake up at 1:30 and start masturbating everywhere if she keeps bugging me!? Asking me what kind of cookies I want her to make and when she'll finish my laundry that I'm not going to actually bring up to my room but just live out of the laundry room!?!? It's absurd!!!

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:28 pm

OMG and I forgot about the neighbor kids who have nothing better to do now than bother us.

wsas3 · Post by **wsas3** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:33 pm

snipelfritz wrote:OMG and I forgot about the neighbor kids who have nothing better to do now than bother us.

I have a crazy cat lady who lives down the hall from me. She harasses my family and I but she's clinically insane so there's nothing we can do about it. I feel disgusting saying this but I find myself wishing she will pass away.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:41 pm

wsas3 wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:OMG and I forgot about the neighbor kids who have nothing better to do now than bother us.

I have a crazy cat lady who lives down the hall from me. She harasses my family and I but she's clinically insane so there's nothing we can do about it. I feel disgusting saying this but I find myself wishing she will pass away.

At least you can go into your kitchen without running into them...

Seriously, I'm cooped up in my room right now. I interacted with these children for like three minutes earlier and it made me realize a lot about myself. I'm not a very conservative person, but I do like the idea of building "character" (yes, a la Calvin's dad). And the best way to build "character" is through surviving isolated incidents of misery. I'm not saying we should randomly torture children, but the last thing these kids need is the indoor pool their dad is currently building. I have no doubt in my mind when I say that his daughter (who is like 8 now) will be a total bitch in 6/7 years time. Then again, their dad is kind of an ass, but like I said, this is more about me than it is about judging them.

wsas3 · Post by **wsas3** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:47 pm

I agree, I'm half living with my moms side up in CT and all the kids here are spoiled rich and they're so fucking full of shit. THey have the resources to buy anything yet they're so jaded because of this that they drink and do drugs until they can't tell right from left. I mean I drink and smoke (bud and cigarettes) but I don't make it my fucking life goal to do nothing but overdose on oxy's once a week.

wsas3 · Post by **wsas3** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:48 pm

Fuck I'm in the right thread. I just want to shit all over everything right now.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:51 pm

wsas3 wrote:Fuck I'm in the right thread. I just want to shit all over everything right now.

You and me both, brotha'.

There's nothing wrong with doing drugs, but yeah, it's also nice to be productive from time to time. Otherwise shit just gets boring. That's why I play music.

wsas3 · Post by **wsas3** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:58 pm

Yeah and you're also getting a higher education, right? I remember you talking about college classes but if I'm making an assumption, sorry, but I'm sure you have your reasons.
However, most of the kids in this town could poop out the gpa and money to go to harvard, but choose not to because 4/20 4 LYFE DEWD I BE COPPIN OUNCES EERR DAY LIKE WIZ KHALIFA
Yes, I make many references to feces when I'm upset :lol:

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:03 pm

wsas3 wrote:Yeah and you're also getting a higher education, right? I remember you talking about college classes but if I'm making an assumption, sorry, but I'm sure you have your reasons.
However, most of the kids in this town could poop out the gpa and money to go to harvard, but choose not to because 4/20 4 LYFE DEWD I BE COPPIN OUNCES EERR DAY LIKE WIZ KHALIFA
Yes, I make many references to feces when I'm upset

Oh, fuuuuuuuuu- I forgot about that, lol. Jk, I'll be graduating in December and it turns out I totally have all of my gen eds done and I didn't realize it. I thought I would have to take two classes in the summer and a full load in fall to just barely graduate, but I met with an advisor yesterday and it turns out I'm way more comfortable in that regard than I thought (who woulda thought AP Calc counts for two natural science courses?) and only need to take a regular semester in the fall (and get the summer off! Whoop whoop!). This should all be in the happiness thread actually because I'm sick of school.

the Life Aquatic · Post by **the Life Aquatic** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:20 pm

my college has tons of the preppy Connecticut kids and long islanders. i cant stand it theyre all just so damn ignorant to whats around them. wsas3, where in Connecticut are you staying? im in new rochelle, right near the border kind of

the_carl · Post by **the_carl** » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:49 pm

Just got an email from my mom entitled "Mom has medical info here for you to know re: her colon cancer." I frantically click on it to read "hope that got your attention, I just had a routine colonoscopy and I don't have cancer." OH HEY MOM THANKS FOR MAKING ME THINK YOU WERE GOING TO DIE FOR A SECOND THERE

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