the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thread

[DarkAxel]

darkaxel, that is some impressive playing. wow.

thanks

[Adoom]

Yeah man, two thumbs up, and a big toe.

High fives!

[kaboom]

venus transit!
http://venustransit.nasa.gov/webcasts/nasaedge/

[GardenoftheDead]

An unknown band I like called Izalith did something really cool for me as gratitude for my dedication.

[Fuzzy Fred]

I texted my friend to tell him I'm going to buy a vape, but autocorrect changed it to cape.

now i really want a cape...

[excane]

I just had another chipwich binge and it was fucking fantastic.

Kinda have a craving for a gyro - odd combination I know.

[excane]

Gyro..... CHECK. Fuck, that was delicious.

[excane]

In the last 2 weeks, I had 3 FFuuuucking hot as BALLZZ women basically tell me they want to swallow my ball batter......

They're almost 20 years older than me...... oh what to do ??

[Deltaphoenix]

Give them that butter son.

[excane]

Give them that butter son.

Yaahh, Seriously... the thought is soooo tempting....

The MILF fantasy is really testing my limits. One of them..... is married

[Deltaphoenix]

Dude, back in my whoring days, I fucked my buddy's Sister and Mom Yup Mom was married too.

The Mom heard me pounding the sister one night (I had one of those amazing performances, I mean I was on for hours...).
The Dad went out of town and the Mom called me up. I knew what was up, and told her to come on over to my place.
Seriously one of the 2 best blow jobs of my life right there.
The sex was great too.

I will stop being a dirty bird now.

[excane]

Dude, back in my whoring days, I fucked my buddy's Sister and Mom Yup Mom was married too.

The Mom heard me pounding the sister one night (I had one of those amazing performances, I mean I was on for hours...).
The Dad went out of town and the Mom called me up. I knew what was up, and told her to come on over to my place.
Seriously one of the 2 best blow jobs of my life right there.
The sex was great too.

I will stop being a dirty bird now.

You are my fucking HERO

[excane]

If you tell me this was all in the SAME NIGHT, my head is gonna explode

[Deltaphoenix]

Not the same night, probably a week after she heard me and her daughter. Hell, I could've banged the Aunt and the Daughter at the same time, they came over ready and I already had a girl over...

I used to Tom Cat that neighborhood...
There was a period when I would go from one house, to another, to another in the same day. I couldn't keep that up though, seriously that was hard WORK!

Thank God I came out of all that Disease Free!

I was trying to drink, drug, and fuck myself to death...
I am happier these days because I love myself

I still have some cool stories though

[excane]

I still have some cool stories though

You MUST indulge me one of these days