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alexa. · Post by **alexa.** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:52 pm

Adoom wrote:That is both witty and terrifying Eric!.

Eric! · Post by **Eric!** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:53 pm

The best part is when I get to flap my wings in excitement. It's almost like I'm trying to high-five myself.

Adoom · Post by **Adoom** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:00 pm

I imagine somebody high fiving themselves whilst forcing themselves upon a victim, (presumably a living one, as ducks, you know... don't mind) would do nothing but amplify the trauma. Jesus. There are jokes running through my mind I feel like I should turn myself in for.

Deltaphoenix · Post by **Deltaphoenix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:02 pm

behndy wrote:*looks up Llama fucking*

um.... no. nowhere NEAR as much spitting as that. ew.

i'm more like... a teddy bear with a strap-on that's holding a Hello Kitty doll. and makes sandwiches after. with cupcakes.

Spit is my Fave lube unless it is bunghole time. I still like to spit in there too though. Just for good measure.

Your image IS KEWT

MSUsousaphone · Post by **MSUsousaphone** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:17 pm

Fuck that shit. I want a manbear. I wanna be enveloped with big brawny bear arms and made to think everything is going to be ok.

excane · Post by **excane** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:22 pm

Why am I always forced to prep the bull....

Deltaphoenix · Post by **Deltaphoenix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:24 pm

Because you have good technique!

MSUsousaphone · Post by **MSUsousaphone** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:25 pm

You can't overestimate a good bull tech.

MSUsousaphone · Post by **MSUsousaphone** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:29 pm

AND YOU DON'T MOTHERFUCKING MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!!!!

excane · Post by **excane** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:34 pm

MSUsousaphone wrote:AND YOU DON'T MOTHERFUCKING MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!!!!

Quote of the day :lol:

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:14 pm

ew. spit is a HORRIBLE lube. it's like... three thrusts until you're Elmer's Rubbing.

i keep a variety near the bed at all times. flavored, warming, bum-specific.

gotsta have OPTIONS son.

Deltaphoenix · Post by **Deltaphoenix** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:44 pm

Well besides for the bum, hopefull anything else will get lubed after a second, unless they are old and DRY.

My name is Mudd · Post by **My name is Mudd** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:10 pm

Adoom gets my vote for avi of the week.

And I want to go back to the part where Schlatte is giving out pedals...giving is good.

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:20 am

My name is Mudd wrote:Adoom gets my vote for avi of the week.

And I want to go back to the part where Schlatte is giving out pedals...giving is good.

I think the point of all the lube is to make sure the giving is good.

example a)
a well lubed giving:
:hug:

example b)
a poorly lubed giving:
:omg:

My name is Mudd · Post by **My name is Mudd** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:37 am

True.

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