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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Heh, I just finished reading that thread. Good stuff, good stuff. Looks like it all kind of fizzled out at the end there, though 

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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
eeeee. i like DharmaSwan. he seems like a good dood.
off to do READINGS.
off to do READINGS.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Me vs JimmyDildo = Closed Mesa thread in the amp section.
Anyways, it's not gimmicky when I saw you doing the Hot Hand in your vid, Behndy. That makes it legit. But you were working it with that left hand. I can't do that. I made it look like a cracker doing the Dougie.
Anyways, it's not gimmicky when I saw you doing the Hot Hand in your vid, Behndy. That makes it legit. But you were working it with that left hand. I can't do that. I made it look like a cracker doing the Dougie.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
MSUsousaphone wrote:Me vs JimmyDildo = Closed Mesa thread in the amp section.
Anyways, it's not gimmicky when I saw you doing the Hot Hand in your vid, Behndy. That makes it legit. But you were working it with that left hand. I can't do that. I made it look like a cracker doing the Dougie.
Yeah definitely. BEE Behn makes it look SUWEET. I just think it's too far away from the stuff I'm into.... that would be DA BROOTZ.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
behndy wrote:eeeee. i like DharmaSwan. he seems like a good dood.
off to do READINGS.
Goddamn.
So many twists and turns a Pentagram made of twizzlers would get jealous.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
I just finished reading it too. Sheesh.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
A prime example of why I stick to cash transactions.
In other news, Warheads (the candy) have freezepops. This shit is delicious.
In other news, Warheads (the candy) have freezepops. This shit is delicious.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Yeah, I'm on page 6. This is..... entertaining to say the least.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
lol. yeah. it is NOT The Brootz. it doesn't even go into The Brootz territory at night. it's bumhole puckers in fear at the thought. there's some really cool atmospheric stuff you can do woth slower opeings and closings of the filter, but you could do that with an expression pedal. i love the thing, but it's more Specific Use than a lot of things i own.
hee. pucker.
so, got a friend that i adore, we were talking about her love life, she was saying how dooder she met through FB or sumphin' and her were text chatting (having a textervation?), and he kept telling her he wanted to send her some nekid pic stuff. she kept saying, "that's ok.", finally relented.
her - "when i finally said ok and got the pic, i was like, "DAYUM. i SEE why you were so insistant.". his dick was HUGE."
me - "huge like, "that looks fun"? or huge like, "i think.... my puss just puckered in fear so hard it's inside out now"?"
her - "......... the second one. and fuck YOU for describing it so well."
mind you, this is a grrL that is constantly making me feel like a half developed little boy when she describes doods she gets with. and i USUALLY like my junk. something fierce. dunno if it's 'cause she's only ever been with black doods (she's black, always dated black guys) or she's just had a magical run, but to here her get.... afraid.... kinda scared me.
KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
so damn on topic. JIA.
hee. pucker.
so, got a friend that i adore, we were talking about her love life, she was saying how dooder she met through FB or sumphin' and her were text chatting (having a textervation?), and he kept telling her he wanted to send her some nekid pic stuff. she kept saying, "that's ok.", finally relented.
her - "when i finally said ok and got the pic, i was like, "DAYUM. i SEE why you were so insistant.". his dick was HUGE."
me - "huge like, "that looks fun"? or huge like, "i think.... my puss just puckered in fear so hard it's inside out now"?"
her - "......... the second one. and fuck YOU for describing it so well."
mind you, this is a grrL that is constantly making me feel like a half developed little boy when she describes doods she gets with. and i USUALLY like my junk. something fierce. dunno if it's 'cause she's only ever been with black doods (she's black, always dated black guys) or she's just had a magical run, but to here her get.... afraid.... kinda scared me.
KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
so damn on topic. JIA.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Just wait for the love interest.
The only thing that thread was missing was some Noah Cross.

The only thing that thread was missing was some Noah Cross.

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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Dharma Getting Screwed - i'm only on the second page, so havna seen what actually got sent yet, but the Hypothetical Dinger looks like mine in a 4 stringer.
that SUCKS.
that SUCKS.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
every time i follow a link over to TB, i feel like i've wound up in Mos Eisley's Cantina. and not in a good way.
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
Man, that one thread with the stolen bass...I love how when it gets resolved, everyone bitches at the OP. What the shit?
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Re: The talk bass mega bitch thread. (aka Bhendy's Starship)
oof. only on page 7 and it's a MESS.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

