It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

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GENITALS. LIKE. NOODLES.

oof. it's so good to be back in the Real World.

and now, sleepies.
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I'm still skeptical. :grumpy:
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Let's see the birth certificate! The REAL one, not that fake one that Hawaii keeps trying to pass off as real.
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behndy wrote: one sneak fucker passed out before everybody else and got the couch by default, was gonna be five doods arrayed around the floor.

Since he was the first one passed out, did you put his bra in the freezer?
I had a similarly crazy friday with a bunch of people drinking and smoking, kind of sucked though because the guy who hosted it has a problem with confronting people, so I had to be the one to tell everybody to keep it the fuck down. Nearly got into a fight with some twat.
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MSUsousaphone wrote:I'm still skeptical. :grumpy:

The devil told me to look at the post count now every time :evil:
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Schlatte wrote:We got the real one back!!!! YYAAAYY!!


BWAHHAHHAAHAAAAHHAAHAHAH!! HAH! i spent a good five minutes chuckling when i found out what you werr talking about. lol.

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WHAT SORCERY IS THIS??!?

mad skeelz yo. i APPROVE.
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MSUsousaphone wrote:Did your name change? Are you fake Behndy? What the fuck is happening? Are you some sort of bizarro Behndy that eats meat, screws of age white women, and listens to Nickelback? Did I eat shrooms? I'm going to jump out of this window. Ahhh! Whoa! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by ‘who am I’? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It’s a sort of a tingling in my… well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let’s call it a… tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what’s this roaring sound, whooshing past what I’m suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do. Yeah, this is really exciting! I’m dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There’s an awful lot of that now, isn’t it? And what’s this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ‘Ow’, ‘Ownge’, ‘Round’, ‘Ground’! That’s it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello Ground!

Or was your name always Bhendy?

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Walk it off.
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My name is Mudd wrote:Wank it off.


FIX'D!!!
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How much should I offer someone for a Peavey Black Widow 215?
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Bassboar wrote:How much should I offer someone for a Peavey Black Widow 215?


$100.
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Legit?
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For sure.
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Fantastic........
Let the haggling begin.
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behndy wrote:
Schlatte wrote:We got the real one back!!!! YYAAAYY!!


BWAHHAHHAAHAAAAHHAAHAHAH!! HAH! i spent a good five minutes chuckling when i found out what you werr talking about. lol.

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WHAT SORCERY IS THIS??!?

mad skeelz yo. i APPROVE.

I saw this but didn't think anything of it. I actually thought that MSU had been mis-reading your name the whole time and just now saw it.

Huh... That's kinda weird isn't it?
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