Would You Rather......?

[Jwar]

We are talking about cock sizes here right? Cause I want my cock to be so long that I can walk by and smack it on light poles. Or poke people when they are driving by me. COCK.

[coldbrightsunlight]

HOW WAS WHAT I SAID EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO DICKS?



COCK.

[adrianlee]

Drinks with alcohol for me.

Would you rather be infected with the bubonic plague (and live through it with reoccurring symptoms) or have cockroaches nesting under your skin and giving birth every 6 months?

[madmax1012]

in the words of Will Ferrell impersonating Harry Caray, "HEY! WOULD YOU RATHER BE THE TOP SCIENTIST IN YOUR FIELD, OR HAVE MAD COW DISEASE?!?!"

[WayToHip]

I will admit heroin sounds better even after trainspotting

I thought so too when I was 18, but as I understand the first time you do heroin, you just pass out, black out. Worst fucking first time experience ever.

Would you rather only be able to drink drinks with alcohol in (anything with zero alcohol would kill you, but you're allowed to dilute it, not constant vodka timez) or not be able to take any 'mind altering (broad definition)' drugs (this includes painkillers and sleeping pills but not most other medical things)?

Drink beer all the time, have scotch in my tea.

You would rather be living in fascistic dictatorship, or a corrupt republic?

[Mudfuzz]

I will admit heroin sounds better even after trainspotting

I thought so too when I was 18, but as I understand the first time you do heroin, you just pass out, black out. Worst fucking first time experience ever.

Would you rather only be able to drink drinks with alcohol in (anything with zero alcohol would kill you, but you're allowed to dilute it, not constant vodka timez) or not be able to take any 'mind altering (broad definition)' drugs (this includes painkillers and sleeping pills but not most other medical things)?

Drink beer all the time, have scotch in my tea.

You would rather be living in fascistic dictatorship, or a corrupt republic?

corrupt republic.. I'm use to it...
If you had to have one stuck up yur bum: cantaloupe or small penguin?

[Jeff-7]

I will admit heroin sounds better even after trainspotting

I thought so too when I was 18, but as I understand the first time you do heroin, you just pass out, black out. Worst fucking first time experience ever.

Would you rather only be able to drink drinks with alcohol in (anything with zero alcohol would kill you, but you're allowed to dilute it, not constant vodka timez) or not be able to take any 'mind altering (broad definition)' drugs (this includes painkillers and sleeping pills but not most other medical things)?

Drink beer all the time, have scotch in my tea.

You would rather be living in fascistic dictatorship, or a corrupt republic?

corrupt republic.. I'm use to it...
If you had to have one stuck up yur bum: cantaloupe or small penguin?

Pretty Much.
Cantaloupe, I wouldn't wish that on a cute little penguin.
Slowly starve/freeze to death in the Antarctic or spend the rest of your life with Fran Drescher?

[fungalattack]

fran drescher because I would punch her in the face, tie her up and train her to do ear-shattering high squeals for a grindcore project.

Would you rather have a rusty nail inbetween your big toe and kick a wall as hard as you can, thrusting the nail in - or would you rather, have to take a shit in your mothers ear and then scoop it out with a spoon and force her to eat it while reciting mary had a little lamb in a melange of german and spanish?

[lapsteel]

Rusty nail. I get my shots regularily so we are talking minor flesh wound really.... but my mom singing is painfull so that would destroy me....

Would you rather poop everytime you sit down or pee everytime you stand up?

[theavondon]

in the words of Will Ferrell impersonating Harry Caray, "HEY! WOULD YOU RATHER BE THE TOP SCIENTIST IN YOUR FIELD, OR HAVE MAD COW DISEASE?!?!"

Top scientist in my field, obviously. And I'd eat the moon if it was made of spare ribs.

Would you rather have two left hands (thumb on the right hand is backwards) or shoes never fit well (either too tight or loose) and you can never fix it?

[skullservant]

Shoes that never fit well. Went through that in my childhood and it sucked, but probably not as much as two left hands.

Would you rather have a king size bed at your parents, or a futon at your own place?

[coldbrightsunlight]

Futon. They get a bad rap, but are pretty cool furniture, you can have so much more room for activities!

Have to sleep every night in a pig pen full of pigs or in a less dirty place with a sleuth of bears?

[theavondon]

Are the bears nice?

[coldbrightsunlight]

Well maybe they're nice, but what if they get hungry? Cuddly bears sound fun, except there's the constant fear of getting your fucking face ripped off.

[MEC]

Would you rather have an awesome girlfriend or access to every piece of gear ever made?