Would You Rather......?

[MEC]

Answer this then ask your own.

Would you rather be 3'8" or 8'3"?

[GardenoftheDead]

3'8". Less health risks.

Would you rather lose your sight or your hearing?

[skullservant]

hearing. I feel like you're slightly more able to function being deaf than blind

[MEC]

hearing. I feel like you're slightly more able to function being deaf than blind

Doood, you gotta ANSWER AND THEN ASK or this isn't going to work.

Would you rather lose both your hands or your dick?

[GardenoftheDead]

Cheaper dumplings.

Would you rather ride a bike to work or have to drive a hummer for the rest of your life?

[Mudfuzz]

Cheaper dumplings.

Would you rather ride a bike to work or have to drive a hummer for the rest of your life?

Hummer, the earth must die.

To end it all: out of a cannon into a wall or step off a tall building?

[WayToHip]

Hands because i could get bionic hands

Would you rather have cheaper dumplings without a drink and have to walk a bit or go downstairs and get some sort of shittier food with a drink for slightly more?(this might be about me getting lunch )

I'd get the cheaper dumplings, and get a water, if possible.

Would you rather have the Midas touch or the Miracles of Jesus (water into wine, draughts of fishes, raising the dead)?

[GardenoftheDead]

Hands because i could get bionic hands

Would you rather have cheaper dumplings without a drink and have to walk a bit or go downstairs and get some sort of shittier food with a drink for slightly more?(this might be about me getting lunch )

I'd get the cheaper dumplings, and get a water, if possible.

Would you rather have the Midas touch or the Miracles of Jesus (water into wine, draughts of fishes, raising the dead)?

Jesus miracles. Midas touch is horrible.

Cheaper dumplings.

Would you rather ride a bike to work or have to drive a hummer for the rest of your life?

Hummer, the earth must die.

To end it all: out of a cannon into a wall or step off a tall building?

Cannon, much less anticipation.

Would you rather have mild tinnitus in both ears or blindness in one eye?

[IEatCats]

HAH! Mild tinnitus, because I ALREADY DO.

Would you rather never feel tired again, or never feel hungry again? (The negative health effects of not eating/sleeping would still be there.)

[Bassus Sanguinis]

No hunger. I've already got the benefits of forgetting hunger so tht'd make a little difference

Would You rather sacrifice Your girl/boyfriend or both Your parents?

[IEatCats]

Hah. Parents. Easy.

Would you rather sit through an entire Beiber concert, or a spend an afternoon with those kids that think they're werewolves? (look it up, it's a thing.)

[dubkitty]

Bieber. it'd be funnier, it wouldn't hurt his feelings if i ignored him, and i could go sit in the back and read a book.

would you rather have sexual reassignment surgery or a face transplant?

[snipelfritz]

sexual reassignment for sure. I like my face, and that way, I'd get a pair of nice, fake boobies and a vagoo to play with.

Would you rather have the ability to hear people's thoughts but not be able to control it OR be able to see through people's clothes at will?

[GardenoftheDead]

See through people clothes at will. The shit people actually say is bad enough.

Would you rather get thrown into barbed wire or made to throw someone else into something more injuring/lethal?

[snipelfritz]

Barbed wire because I'm a bit of a masochist.

Would you rather live in Afghanistan for a single year and go on with your life or live in Omaha, Nebraska for the rest of your life (which is guaranteed to be at least 50 years)?