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It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.
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ha!
whats black and slides down nelsons column?
winnie mandella
whats black and slides down nelsons column?
winnie mandella
Darwin
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Gozu wrote:ha!
whats black and slides down nelsons column?
winnie mandella
What's purple and slides down trees?
A monkeys miscarriage.
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Scruffie wrote:Gozu wrote:ha!
whats black and slides down nelsons column?
winnie mandella
What's purple and slides down trees?
A monkeys miscarriage.
thats amazing
Darwin
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Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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two bass player friends pass a pub
:::: Metal up Yöur Jazz! with FUZZIFERblack psychedelic doom ::::
Ugly Nora wrote:It's a sad day when Bassus Sanguinis becomes the voice of reason.
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How does Cobain like his girls?
Brainy.
Wait, how did I get here?
Brainy.
Wait, how did I get here?
"Thin and lifeless like a Happy meal." - Rob Chappers, 2011
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What color were Cobain's eyes?
Blue (one blew this way, one blew that way)
Blue (one blew this way, one blew that way)
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how hard you throw them.
depends on how hard you throw them.
aen wrote:Or I'll just use fuzz. Then Ill sound cool regardless.
Achtane wrote:Well, volcanoes are pretty fuckin' cool. Like I guess lava flows are doomy. Slow and still able to to melt your eardrums.
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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
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Stubbing my toe
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Deltaphoenix wrote:Stubbing my toe
"Thin and lifeless like a Happy meal." - Rob Chappers, 2011
behndy wrote: i imagine all these shoddy spice racks littering heaven that Gawd gets pissed at you if you talk poo about 'cause "MAH BOI DEED THAHT.".
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Which is easier to carry, and why - the average six-pack or six dead babies?
ans - the babies, 'cause you can't carry beer by the soft spot
ans - the babies, 'cause you can't carry beer by the soft spot
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Why are elephants gay?
So you don't mistake them for blueberries.
Tarzan and Jane were all just kinda chilling in the jungle and stuff. Jane looks out and sees a herd of elephants running at them. She points and exclaims, "ah. There's a herd of elephants running at us". Tarzan looks out the direction that she's pointing and exclaims, "ah. There's a herd of blueberries running at us."
Little known fact: Tarzan was color blind.
So you don't mistake them for blueberries.
Tarzan and Jane were all just kinda chilling in the jungle and stuff. Jane looks out and sees a herd of elephants running at them. She points and exclaims, "ah. There's a herd of elephants running at us". Tarzan looks out the direction that she's pointing and exclaims, "ah. There's a herd of blueberries running at us."
Little known fact: Tarzan was color blind.
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Eric! wrote:What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's the worst thing about fucking a kindergartner?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC