The second post here when drunk/high thread...



Moderators: PumpkinPieces, metalmariachi

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby snipelfritz » Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:56 pm

Fell asleep in the car through class...
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA

Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
snipelfritz

User avatar
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
 
Posts: 8488
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:28 pm
Location: Leaving you in a K-hole to go play Halo in the other room

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby TroySanders » Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:30 am

Hi I'm Andy from Pro Guitar Shop and today we're checking out my giant cock.
TroySanders

User avatar
FAMOUS
FAMOUS
 
Posts: 1020
Joined: Wed May 19, 2010 12:47 am

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby maz91379 » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:16 pm

ITS GOT TRUE BYBASS SWITCHING AND NO TONE SUCK ANALOG BITCHES,,,,

Um i had a good night although im pretty much sober now.
IEatCats wrote: That dude needs a beard and a sad demeanor.
maz91379

User avatar
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
 
Posts: 4428
Joined: Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:07 pm

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby IEatCats » Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:39 am

Shitty drunk. Crown Royal at a party. One of the few times I've ever let myself get drunk at a party. Bailed when people started arguing, luckily, cops showed up after I bailed (people were arguing).
I have 80% of a bottle of Jager that's gunna sit in my freezer until I decide to have a party now, though.

Jesus Christ, that Crown hit me hard over the last hour or so.
maz91379 wrote:this board is really weird sometimes bros

Amissoteomb wrote:Modern technology makes the process of purchasing erection pills even simpler and swifter than before.

dubkitty wrote:
TwangStix wrote:I JUST WANT TO HELP FUND RAISE TO HELP PEOPLE WITH TITHING LIKE "ADRA" THAT HELPS NATURAL DISASTER VICTIMS & "CLEFT PALLET ORGANIZATION"


THE HEARTBREAK OF INCONVENIENT SHIPPING
IEatCats

User avatar
IAMILF
IAMILF
 
Posts: 2634
Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:56 pm
Location: Buffalo, NY

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby IEatCats » Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:40 am

Shit. Loads of recursion in my last post.

We didn't have shot glasses, so I've been having a lot of whiskey tonight.

Fuuuuck.
maz91379 wrote:this board is really weird sometimes bros

Amissoteomb wrote:Modern technology makes the process of purchasing erection pills even simpler and swifter than before.

dubkitty wrote:
TwangStix wrote:I JUST WANT TO HELP FUND RAISE TO HELP PEOPLE WITH TITHING LIKE "ADRA" THAT HELPS NATURAL DISASTER VICTIMS & "CLEFT PALLET ORGANIZATION"


THE HEARTBREAK OF INCONVENIENT SHIPPING
IEatCats

User avatar
IAMILF
IAMILF
 
Posts: 2634
Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:56 pm
Location: Buffalo, NY

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby IEatCats » Sat Apr 28, 2012 2:56 am

Note to future self: When you're at a comfortable fucked up, stop drinking, because shit hits you slow, and in an hour, you'll be way beyond comfortable drunk.

See: Now. Where a shower doesn't even do much.

Oh God, this is terrible.
maz91379 wrote:this board is really weird sometimes bros

Amissoteomb wrote:Modern technology makes the process of purchasing erection pills even simpler and swifter than before.

dubkitty wrote:
TwangStix wrote:I JUST WANT TO HELP FUND RAISE TO HELP PEOPLE WITH TITHING LIKE "ADRA" THAT HELPS NATURAL DISASTER VICTIMS & "CLEFT PALLET ORGANIZATION"


THE HEARTBREAK OF INCONVENIENT SHIPPING
IEatCats

User avatar
IAMILF
IAMILF
 
Posts: 2634
Joined: Sun Jan 01, 2012 3:56 pm
Location: Buffalo, NY

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby snipelfritz » Sat Apr 28, 2012 3:46 pm

Fuck, at least you had good whisky. And I can't help but find Jager quite tasty, whether it's mixed or neat.

Goodness, I'd like to get high, but my dad is snoozing downstairs and I'm sick of wasting gas, driving around town and sitting around in my car just so I can smoke up.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA

Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
snipelfritz

User avatar
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
 
Posts: 8488
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:28 pm
Location: Leaving you in a K-hole to go play Halo in the other room

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby PorkusAbyssus » Sat Apr 28, 2012 8:34 pm

Drunk, so godamn drunk
Spilled the fucking bongwater
Mops up with TP
PorkusAbyssus

User avatar
interested
interested
 
Posts: 15
Joined: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:24 am

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby Fuzzy Fred » Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:17 pm

I just tried to order baja blast at a KFC that wasn't connected to a taco bell
So this turned into another devi thread...
Fuzzy Fred

User avatar
IAMILF
IAMILF
 
Posts: 2039
Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 11:04 am

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby unownunown » Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:35 pm

somehow feel incredibly defeated by life today. going to spark this bowl, drink this fucking rosehip tea, listen to a sunny day in glasgow and think about LIKE ETERNAL RETURN MAN.
mathias wrote:I heard that Tom Dalton read a book on how to grow online communities around your business. But he thought it was too much work so he just created a forum full of alts. You and I are the only real people.
unownunown

User avatar
IAMILF
IAMILF
 
Posts: 2295
Joined: Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:32 pm

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby kbithecrowing » Sat Apr 28, 2012 11:39 pm

I'm sitting in an RA office, durnk, all alone. I HAVE THE POWER! MWUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
dr( )ning the days away
Achtane wrote:Planets are ambient as fuck

PumpkinPieces wrote:flip the oscillation switch and lose some friends

ryan summit wrote:fuck a flip.....just fuckin play already
kbithecrowing

User avatar
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
 
Posts: 7322
Joined: Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:16 pm
Location: Rochester, NY

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby snipelfritz » Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:57 am

Durnk?!?!

Jesus man! That IS something. Be carefully with that kind of shazzam.

And mad props for PorkusAbyssus for that being one of your first posts. Exceptional.

BTW, just smoked some spice or some shit. Fuck, I feel high but I also don't. Good thing I got some real herb hanging out in the vehicle for whenever I'm done kicking ass at karaoke.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA

Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
snipelfritz

User avatar
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
 
Posts: 8488
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:28 pm
Location: Leaving you in a K-hole to go play Halo in the other room

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby theactionindex » Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:02 am

My official first post in this thread.

Boss offered to buy me a beer. Turned into many beers. EWWHIOOOOOAAAAA>. <--- Don't know what that is.
Muh Band: http://makeshiftmemorial.bandcamp.com
Muh YoobaTooba: http://www.youtube.com/theactionindex

TroySanders wrote:i fuck little kids

behndy wrote:Bareback Mountain needed more gassy butt sex realism.

MEC wrote:I'm no Arnold Einstein but I know the difference between Bruce Springsteen and Rick Springfield. :p
theactionindex

User avatar
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
 
Posts: 3358
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:06 am
Location: Massachusetts

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby snipelfritz » Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:31 am

theactionindex wrote:My official first post in this thread.

Boss offered to buy me a beer. Turned into many beers. EWWHIOOOOOAAAAA>. <--- Don't know what that is.

Welcome!
I'm about to karaoke Meatloaf. I think I have a death wish.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA

Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
snipelfritz

User avatar
IAMILFFAMOUS
IAMILFFAMOUS
 
Posts: 8488
Joined: Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:28 pm
Location: Leaving you in a K-hole to go play Halo in the other room

Re: The second post here when drunk/high thread...

Postby veteransdaypoppy » Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:51 am

Gin and tonics, pretty much all weekend. Feelin' weird.

Kinda bummed that my band's shittin' out on this streak of productivity, but I'm tryin to stay optimistic!
well i guess, but i just don't know.

dollys
veteransdaypoppy

User avatar
IAMILF
IAMILF
 
Posts: 2619
Joined: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:17 am

PreviousNext

Return to General Discussion



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: karmablock, wfs1234 and 5 guests


Sponsored Ad. (Please no inflated/repetitive clicking. Thanks!)


Advertisements help support ILF
_______
_______
ilovefuzz.com is not responsible for user-submitted content. Users participate at their own discretion and risk.