The Confessions Thread

[Officer Bukowski]

yah. honestly, i'd be WAY more worried about a genital prolapse. can you imagine your wanger turning inside out all sea cucumber style? or a grrL's vagoo suddenly being a reverse meatloaf?

OOF.

Does anybody remember those Inside-out Boy shorts on Nickelodeon? With the kid who went all the way over the swing and turned inaide out? Now THAT is freaky.

I used to wonder how he could bear the pain of existence though. Imagine walking...

Yeah that would be a pretty hellacious stroll through the ol woodchips around the swingset..

Snipelfritz - whatever you do, don't look at a picture of an anal prolapse'd ass. It's like a big strawberry made out of tongue meat coming out of your ass.

[futuresailors]

yah. honestly, i'd be WAY more worried about a genital prolapse. can you imagine your wanger turning inside out all sea cucumber style? or a grrL's vagoo suddenly being a reverse meatloaf?

OOF.

Does anybody remember those Inside-out Boy shorts on Nickelodeon? With the kid who went all the way over the swing and turned inaide out? Now THAT is freaky.

I used to wonder how he could bear the pain of existence though. Imagine walking...

Yeah that would be a pretty hellacious stroll through the ol woodchips around the swingset..

Snipelfritz - whatever you do, don't look at a picture of an anal prolapse'd ass. It's like a big strawberry made out of tongue meat coming out of your ass.

Someone didn't watch my video...THE STRAWBERRY MEAT TONGUE WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUUUUU!

[Officer Bukowski]

Haha no I didn't watch it. I'm sure its mind blowing though

[CBA]

There was a thing on one of the Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror episodes where there was some gas that gave you a full body prolapse... though they didn't call it that.






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[snipelfritz]

Mmmmm reminds me of health class...no really I went to one of those "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX AND GET STD'S!"

[dubkitty]

you should have seen the anti-drug stuff they showed in the early 70s...it was truly magnificent. there was one where the narrator pronounced the drug "PSEYE-low-SIB-in" to which i sarcastically responded "sil-o-PSI-bin" the first time; by the end the whole class was doing it. and then there were the driver's education films LOL. Red Asphalt.

[Big Mon]

Fuckin' LOL @ Vaginal Meatloaf. godammit behndy

[behndy]

*bows*

Scrambled Eggs is still the worst and most descriptive name i've ever heard for some fucked vagoo lips. GUH.

[Mudfuzz]

I confess to being annoyed at myself for not really getting into D E V O in till this last year.. well better late then never I guess

[dubkitty]

i only just got into the Kinks this year, and i could have been seeing them in 1971. don't feel so bad.

[Mudfuzz]

i only just got into the Kinks this year, and i could have been seeing them in 1971. don't feel so bad.

Alright! we can face palm in unison

I've always like the Kinks... my dad loves them so some of the first riffs I was shown were theirs

[D.o.S.]

I still think the Doors are better than Zep.

[DarkAxel]

I still think the Doors are better than Zep.

totally

not a big fan of Zep here...

[dubkitty]

at this point i find the Doors and LZ equally irritating and contrived...love the music, sick to death of the singers. in a pinch i'll take the Doors because Jim's voice makes my head hurt less.

[Achtane]

I avoid bands whose names are a bunch of words with no spaces in between.