
I want to murder myself in the face...
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I want to murder myself in the face...
....everytime I see this FUCKING picture!! My girlfriend's sister has this infernal trash on the tank of the toilet in the bathroom. Anyone else find stupid little things REALLY irritating sometimes?


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I know EXACTLY how you feel about that picture.
I really hate small inconveniences, such dropping a sock while taking your clothes to the washing machine... WHY MUST IT HAPPEN?!

I really hate small inconveniences, such dropping a sock while taking your clothes to the washing machine... WHY MUST IT HAPPEN?!
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or even worse, dropping a sock when switching from washer to dryer
ESPECIALLY when the floor is dirty...it's like, why did I even bother washing that?


ESPECIALLY when the floor is dirty...it's like, why did I even bother washing that?
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or dropping a sock when you dont feel right picking it up, like after you finish mastur-
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I dislike Lady Gaga. Mainly because it's made out she's "unusual" when she's bleh. Just another "eccentric" pop star. I'll judge her by her music and her music sucks.
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htsamurai wrote:or dropping a sock when you dont feel right picking it up, like after you finish mastur-
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This is why I ignore mainstream Pop culture and don't watch TV or read RS.
As to the said feeling how about .......I want to murder myself in the face when I slice my thumb trying to pull the wax off a freshly sharpened router bit instead of cutting it off because I am in a hurry and then have to supperglue that cut in my fucking thumb to go about my fucking day.................
As to the said feeling how about .......I want to murder myself in the face when I slice my thumb trying to pull the wax off a freshly sharpened router bit instead of cutting it off because I am in a hurry and then have to supperglue that cut in my fucking thumb to go about my fucking day.................

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Roseweave wrote:I dislike Lady Gaga. Mainly because it's made out she's "unusual" when she's bleh. Just another "eccentric" pop star. I'll judge her by her music and her music sucks.
I'd say she's pretty heinous all around. That one photo put me over the edge tho.
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devi ever wrote:I thought it was Courtney Love as a new character or some-such... so I had to google just to know for sure. When I found out there really was a girl by the name of Lady Gaga, I closed my browser. I don't want to know. If God wants me to know who Lady Gaga is, I'm sure I'll find out eventually.
Thought the same thing. I saw this on a magazine rack and had no idea who the cover was. I assumed it was someone at least semi-well known (by me) just done up to the point of un-recognition. Nope. After skimming thru it I realized I had no clue who she was and decided quickly that I really didn't want to.
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I had no idea who she was either until I was watching Food Network or Cartoon Network (god, that's all I watch when I even do watch TV. I'm such a child o_o) and one of those 'NOW 100' or whatever CD's commercial popped up. I laughed at her name like the immature punk I am, and never gave it another thought. She's hideous now that I actually see her D;< Dare I say...ASS ugly? I think so.

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devi ever wrote:I think this is the first time I've ever imagined violently fucking someone in the face and enjoying the thought of it.![]()
No offense Lady Gaga, but your face looks like the kind of thing I'd like to violently fuck.![]()

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I may be on my own here, but I'm actually compelled to specifically NOT hate on Lady Gaga. Dancy pop may not be your thing, and that's fine. But, she's a songwriter, singer, instrumentalist (pianist), and a pretty decent performer. That's more than I can say for the usual talentless pretty-face pop puppets that we're used to seeing.
She actually worked her way to where she is by writing songs for other artists.
The fact that she's not the most beautiful on the block speaks to the fact that she earned her success based on talent, not looks. I respect that. And I think talent is sexy.
She actually worked her way to where she is by writing songs for other artists.
The fact that she's not the most beautiful on the block speaks to the fact that she earned her success based on talent, not looks. I respect that. And I think talent is sexy.
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devi ever wrote:
You throw enough money at anything semi-pop (and I'd dare say even non-pop) and it'll be a hit.
Not true.
Take it from someone who got signed to a major after a bidding war, made an album with a $300,000 budget, and had the number one most added song (to radio) in the country.

As far as her music not having depth....it's dancy pop for teen girls. It's absent of depth by design.
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