maz91379 wrote:Total hottie on the train across from me short skirt etc why don't I have actual sleazy pickup skills! WHoa HEY THERE I SEE YOU HAVE A KINDLE CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR BOOKS FOR A FEW WEEKS ? Also can I wreck your shit in a classy way?
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sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
dubkitty wrote:if you get busted for ploinking a 15 year old, you could wind up with permanent sex offender status. wanna be prohibited from living within 1000 yards (3000 feet, almost 3/5 of a mile) of a school? which is to say, anywhere in a city or significant-sized town? i'm suggesting no. angry ex-girlfriends, or their fathers, can be very unpleasant.
it's how depression works. i can't tell you how often i wake up and the first words out of my mouth are "oh, fuck you" or "i hate my life." it's one of the items in our Startup Menu. i've learned to contradict myself: to say "no, i don't hate EVERYTHING about my life, i hate a FEW very specific things." cognitive shit, you know? it's irritating, but it helps.
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
maz91379 wrote:Total hottie on the train across from me short skirt etc why don't I have actual sleazy pickup skills! WHoa HEY THERE I SEE YOU HAVE A KINDLE CAN I BORROW ONE OF YOUR BOOKS FOR A FEW WEEKS ? Also can I wreck your shit in a classy way?
"Hey bitch, I want to make you a nice dinner, then stick my pinky in your butthole."
maz91379 wrote:this board is really weird sometimes bros
Amissoteomb wrote:Modern technology makes the process of purchasing erection pills even simpler and swifter than before.
"what would you say to a nice glass of wine, and then i could SPEW MY FILTH ALL OVER YOU WHILE YOU MAKE PATHETIC WHIMPERING NOISES?" no, that won't work...
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet
To those who dont know, I moved to connecticut a while ago, not on my own accord. Im moving back to the city in a few months but I just cant take one more day. Im tired of this bumblefuck town.
Chankgeez wrote:True, but you can also use the Klon as a tremolo. Just stomp on the switch as fast or slow as you'd like.
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wsas3 wrote:To those who dont know, I moved to connecticut a while ago, not on my own accord. Im moving back to the city in a few months but I just cant take one more day. Im tired of this bumblefuck town.
I say that to myself every day.
I just made myself a smoothie. I'm really sad because it's all gone
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
i have no Coca-Cola, and no other palatable beverage to drink other than coffee which really isn't the best choice at quarter past nine in the evening. and my head's been hurting like a mofo all day.
In girum imus nocte et consumimur igni
FIFTY YEARS OF SCARING THE CHILDREN 1970-2020--and i'm not done yet