The second post here when drunk/high thread...

[unownunown]

there's a strip club in my family, i feel like i'm somehow qualified to answer this question. you bring money, girls dance for you. sometimes they're cool enough to talk to. sometimes they're just topless ,other times they take everything off. they'll sometimes suggest yous ee them outside of teh club, i suggest you don't do this. a lot of them are very cool people and very interesting but 'm approaching this from a friendly standpoint, romantically most of them are pretty fucked up and it's like dysfunction central. also stripper glitter is a myth. at least at teh club in my fam, glitter is a no because it gets on mens clothes and alerts their old ladies that htey're out to see ladies dance.

also i'm not quite drunk but i'm not sober. i know if i get more drunk it'll suck even though i think the opposite.

[Chumley]

I BEEN DRINKIN AND SMOKIN CIGARETTES

and now I'mma go grief on tf2. daz da lief, breh

[snipelfritz]

I went to a strip club super fucked up once, just so I could say I had gone. I look at it too objectively too really enjoy it. I would just end up drinking listening to stripper's problems.

I'm super high eating cinnamon buns and reeses minis and yoo-hoo.

[delaydecay]

there's a strip club in my family, i feel like i'm somehow qualified to answer this question. you bring money, girls dance for you. sometimes they're cool enough to talk to. sometimes they're just topless ,other times they take everything off. they'll sometimes suggest yous ee them outside of teh club, i suggest you don't do this. a lot of them are very cool people and very interesting but 'm approaching this from a friendly standpoint, romantically most of them are pretty fucked up and it's like dysfunction central. also stripper glitter is a myth. at least at teh club in my fam, glitter is a no because it gets on mens clothes and alerts their old ladies that htey're out to see ladies dance.

also i'm not quite drunk but i'm not sober. i know if i get more drunk it'll suck even though i think the opposite.

this.

im close to mexico, and we went to a club were, before closing the strip club down a couple of months before, the undercover cop got a dance, hand job, blow job, and a snifter of cola off the number one lady's ass and teets.

only after that, he call in his bros in blue to shut the place down for... having better time then you're suppose to????

they reopened under new management. what ever the fuck that means.

i had a great time, brought my own booze bottle, and requested selena gomez songs. it happened.

I R AWESOME.

[snipelfritz]

got drunk, forgot girl's parents were coming back from israel. Now, I am awkwardly drunk alone in my office afraid to go into the living room to converse with her family because I am piss drunk.

It could be worse (ignore the fact that it's reversed):
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O8s8zH-8c8[/youtube]

[Ilikewater]

everything worked out for the best.

[alexa.]

30hr marathon. I don't know what's going on.

[Joe Gress]

need a good whiskey and rum mix. got a handle of both to kill

[Fuzz_Pi]

Wat?

[wsas3]

Wat?

DIS NYUKUH

[Fuzz_Pi]

Wat?

DIS NYUKUH

Yeh me and stuart discovered 2 more six packs of stella in the basement left over from saturday night

So we drank those plus the 12 packs

[ifeellikeatourist]

Wine drunk! Fuckin a!

[SPACERITUAL]

ALL THE CHOCOLATE TREATS
ALL THE HEATH BARS
ALL THE DARK CHOCO KAT KATZZ
ALL THE BUTTERFONGER BITE SIZD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL THE SNICKERS EGGS
ALL THE STARBURST JELLY BEANS
ALL THE DIABEETUS

[Ilikewater]

Spent Sunday in Napa. Got way too drunk on crazy amounts of wine.

[snipelfritz]

Blazed as Fuck in my car in the off campus satellite parking lot. Fortunately I have an hour and a half until class. Unfortunately I'm super hungry but even more broke.