The Confessions Thread

[dubkitty]

you'll get no argument from me, Mister Polanski

[dubkitty]

i no has teh facebook.

[jfrey]

I sleep like this, and don't move at all once I fall asleep. I get woken up by my girlfriend at least a few times per night, because she says she wakes up and thinks I'm dead. Also, I don't like always sleeping on the same side of the bed.

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[Achtane]

That would be kinda weird to wake up to.
I've never really been able to sleep on my back, but definitely cannot ever since reading that sleep paralysis seems to occur more frequently when you do. I read that at the height of my anxiety, so there was no fucking way I was going to do anything that had a chance of making it worse in any way.
I usually read while laying on one side for so long that the only way I can sleep is on my stomach. And then I can feel every single heartbeat so it takes me hours to go to sleep sometimes.
FUCK SLEEP.

[Jeff-7]

I can't sleep on my stomach, I wake up with both my arms asleep and have to flop around like a fish to get out of the position.

[coldbrightsunlight]

Sleeping on your stomach? Weiiiirrrrdd. I can only go to sleep lying on my left side, but always wake up on my back sprawled ever. I probably move to my back immediately after falling asleep, but I seriously can't get to sleep without lying on my left side. Pretty sure it's because as a kid I used to freak out about stuff coming into my room and lying on my left meant I was facing the door. Up to early teens probably sleeping in places where lying on my left meant NOT facing the door was completely horrible because I'd alternate between comfortable but worried about intruders and not scared but uncomfortable. I've grown out of caring about that (I think? actually not sure because I've never had a permanent room that isn't set up in the way I like... I certainly don't ever think about it consciously though) but still can only sleep lying on my left side.

[foomanfat]

I only sleep on my stomach. Can't fall asleep any other way.
Had to do a sleep study once, freaking sucked.
Though, I sometimes fall asleep in any position once I hit absolute exhaustion.

[snipelfritz]

I sleep like this, and don't move at all once I fall asleep. I get woken up by my girlfriend at least a few times per night, because she says she wakes up and thinks I'm dead. Also, I don't like always sleeping on the same side of the bed.

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I sleep like this except with my arms straight out at my side.

All of this talking about sleeping makes me REALLY want a nap.

[madmax1012]

i can only sleep on my back. if i try going on my side, my stomach starts hurting for some reason. also, i have to sleep on the right side. in other news, me and my roommate drove around listening to J-Pop the other day. no shame whatsoever

[snipelfritz]

Lately, I've been having a lot of trouble not saying, "Ewwww," when fat women walk past me.

[snipelfritz]

All of this talking about sleeping makes me REALLY want a nap.

Shit! I slept through my class. Lol!

[unownunown]

Lately, I've been having a lot of trouble not saying, "Ewwww," when fat women walk past me.

on another note, i judge people when they tell me they don't like beer.

[kbit]

I don't like beer.
DON'T JUDGE ME, PLZ

[unownunown]

too late bro!

[foomanfat]

I LIKE BEER. LOVE ME.

Confession: For some reason, when I get really bored, I will make zero effort to rectify the situation and instead repeatedly refresh a few websites until something changes.