real talk

[skullservant]

NACHOS.

ULTIMATE NACHOS:

CHIPS. CHEESE SAUCE (NOT SHITTY CHEESE SAUCE, LIKE SOME PEPPERJACK SHIT), THEN SOME MORE CHEESE. LIKE CHEDDAR OR COLBY. THEN OLIVES. AND LETTUCE. AND GREEN PEPPER AND ONIONS. AND BLACK BEANS. AND IF YOU'RE IN TO MEAT THROW CHICKEN ALL OVER THAT BITCH.

[snipelfritz]

NACHOS.

ULTIMATE NACHOS:

CHIPS. CHEESE SAUCE (NOT SHITTY CHEESE SAUCE, LIKE SOME PEPPERJACK SHIT), THEN SOME MORE CHEESE. LIKE CHEDDAR OR COLBY. THEN OLIVES. AND LETTUCE. AND GREEN PEPPER AND ONIONS. AND BLACK BEANS. AND IF YOU'RE IN TO MEAT THROW CHICKEN ALL OVER THAT BITCH.

I was with you up to that point. I love the beans, can't believe I forgot peppers, but c'mon. If you're going ultimate you've got to go with beef. Chop is up and cook it with the onions and peppers along with some cumin, chili powder, black pepper, cayanne and maybe a dash of salt.

[skullservant]

YES. OF COURSE.

How about I propose THE NEXT LEVEL of NACHO ULTIMATUM:

beef AND chicken

[futuresailors]

YES. OF COURSE.

How about I propose THE NEXT LEVEL of NACHO ULTIMATUM:

ground beef AND steak

Fuuuuukkkkkkk

[snipelfritz]

I'm down like a clown in Chinatown, Charlie Brown.

[futuresailors]

I kind of wish there was a Charlie Brown Super Bowl episode. I'd totes watch that every year instead of the Super Bowl.

Also, I'm having some raspberry squares. Because my woman is where she should be.

[Fuzzy Fred]

YES. OF COURSE.

How about I propose THE NEXT LEVEL of NACHO ULTIMATUM:

beef AND chicken

i'm getting this burrito place to name a burrito after me

chicken and ground beef
no beans
extra hot salsa
sour cream

so i kind of take credit for the beef and chicken thing

[futuresailors]

Is there rice in there? Also, sour cream ruins everything. Replace it with guac and I'd totes chow down on Fred's Junk.

Are you calling it Fred's Junk? Or Load? Better be something perverse.

[Officer Bukowski]

Is there rice in there? Also, sour cream ruins everything. Replace it with guac and I'd totes chow down on Fred's Junk.

Are you calling it Fred's Junk? Or Load? Better be something perverse.

Dude I fucking love you.

Sour cream sucks. Guac makes everything better.

[skullservant]

I can do guac to an extent. Once I put wayyyyy too much on my nachos once and it kind of scarred me.

[Fuzzy Fred]

Is there rice in there? Also, sour cream ruins everything. Replace it with guac and I'd totes chow down on Fred's Junk.

Are you calling it Fred's Junk? Or Load? Better be something perverse.

Dude I fucking love you.

Sour cream sucks. Guac makes everything better.

the guac at this place is meh, so i went with sour cream. i still have yet to come up with a name, but i think that should be a different thread... unless y'allins just wanna throw down right now

[skullservant]

Fred's Doublestuffed Burrito Party

[snipelfritz]

Wait, it's just meat? Like no onions or peppers or any of that awesome stuff? Weirdo...

But I do like everyone's sentiments on sour cream, even though it's not the worst tasting semen-like sauce (Ranch or Mayo I think). What do you call milk that has gone bad? Sour milk. So what would sour cream be...am I the only person who thinks of this?

Fred's Meaty Load sounds pretty awesome, even though I know YOUR NAME'S NOT REALLY FRED!!!!!!!

[whalesong]

I WANT NACHOS!

[IEatCats]

I'm watching the game alone, and talking to my girlfriend during it.

Pizza for now. Probably cook up some steaks when I'm done with the pizza, because I'm a fatass.