The Confessions Thread

[alexa.]

+1 xD

Mostly I like the ones that don't like me and the ones I don't like, like me.

[Grrface]

I spent a lot of time going through the same thing for a while. "What do I need to do to make this girl like me? Does she like me? Does she not?" And it wasn't until I pretty much quit caring what anyone thought of me that the women fell from the sky like buxom hailstones...or I met the chick that would become my wife.

[dubkitty]

I spent a lot of time going through the same thing for a while. "What do I need to do to make this girl like me? Does she like me? Does she not?" And it wasn't until I pretty much quit caring what anyone thought of me that the women fell from the sky like buxom hailstones...or I met the chick that would become my wife.

that really gives a new slant to a new love hitting you like a ton of bricks...WHAM!! "sorry...seconds on Thanksgiving."

[snipelfritz]

I spent a lot of time going through the same thing for a while. "What do I need to do to make this girl like me? Does she like me? Does she not?" And it wasn't until I pretty much quit caring what anyone thought of me that the women fell from the sky like buxom hailstones...or I met the chick that would become my wife.

I'm starting to get a handle on this. And I'm slowly growing into the fact that I actually am rather attractive and charming

but otherwise I just drink. That gives me confidence too. I was almost hitting on a girl the other night when her mom was right there (it was at a bar, so it wasn't like she was 15). I would've had that shit down if mommy wasn't there; her and her ugly friend were dancing all up on me while I karaoke'd Smoke on the Water.

I like to live my life in a way that my experiences can be relayed in the strangest, quirkiest summaries/stories. The problem is that I can only tell these stories when something reminds me of them. I can't just pull a cool story out of my ass at a moments notice. I wish I could do that. I'd be a motherfucking modern day Hesiod.

[Grrface]

I spent a lot of time going through the same thing for a while. "What do I need to do to make this girl like me? Does she like me? Does she not?" And it wasn't until I pretty much quit caring what anyone thought of me that the women fell from the sky like buxom hailstones...or I met the chick that would become my wife.

that really gives a new slant to a new love hitting you like a ton of bricks...WHAM!! "sorry...seconds on Thanksgiving."

I wish I could say it was mine. I just read it once and it has stuck nicely ever since: http://bash.org/?6484

[alexa.]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G65-0M161E[/youtube]

I'm in serious love with this.
Pretty sure I should be ashamed.

[Kellanium]

The first time i watched Blade Runner, I was like "Meh"

Now i love it, though. So happy ending!

[IEatCats]

I like to live my life in a way that my experiences can be relayed in the strangest, quirkiest summaries/stories. The problem is that I can only tell these stories when something reminds me of them. I can't just pull a cool story out of my ass at a moments notice. I wish I could do that. I'd be a motherfucking modern day Hesiod.

I live the same way. I wish we lived closer, because I think we'd be the kind of bad influences on each other that end up with crazy non-destructive stories.

I'm pretty prone to doing weird shit. (Like going to Woodstock to see Jeff Mangum with a guy I'd met on 4chan, and almost being arrested at the Canadian Border).

[IEatCats]

I'm afraid that being in this small town for this long has made me a little racist. Not, like, outward angry racism, but a (sub)conscious over-exaggeration of race, due to the complete lack of culture up here.

I need to get out of this fucking place.

[DarkAxel]

ok... Nels Cline has been slowly becoming my new guitar hero lately

[snipelfritz]

Pretty sure i'd get my genitals pierced but it seems like it would just be asking for condoms to break.

I feel like this is absolutely brilliant, like a Mitch Hedberg joke.

[Almonds]

a girl that i like rejected my facebook friend request
yes i am a 14 year old girl

[Achtane]

a girl that i like rejected my facebook friend request
yes i am a 14 year old girl

The only solution is to memorize her routes and follow her around until you get a chance to ask her why she rejected you.

[bigchiefbc]

a girl that i like rejected my facebook friend request
yes i am a 14 year old girl

Stare at her through her bedroom window, and make sure you do it during a thunderstorm so you can be backlit by a lightning strike. Women love that.

[snipelfritz]

a girl that i like rejected my facebook friend request
yes i am a 14 year old girl

Stare at her through her bedroom window, and make sure you do it during a thunderstorm so you can be backlit by a lightning strike. Women love that.

And you should hold a boombox over your head like that john cusak movie, but come up with an even more emotionally potent song. You know, like something by Cannibal Corpse.

And I confess I wrote this on a bar toilet