The Confessions Thread

[McSpunckle]

Also i have no idea how girls deal with shaving underarms...

I did this once for a drag show. It's really not that bad. The bad part is shaving your legs, especially in the ankle and knee areas, because it's really easy to cut yourself and it bleeds FOREVER.

Heh. I used to stay shaven from the neck down.

With dude hair, keeping your legs shaved is almost impossible. The next day it was prickly... and ingrown hairs. Waxing would be the way to go there.

Underarms are pretty easy, though. Waxing your underarms, however, is horrifically painful. At least the first time. Every time gets easier... but yeah.

[coldbrightsunlight]

I really want a tactical throat mic that can pickup whispers and has bluetooth and a cable to hook it up to my computer and so it can take cellphone calls and be used with ps3. METAL GEAR ????????????

Also i have no idea how girls deal with shaving underarms...

I have no idea how guys deal with shaving their balls. Not a smooth surface.

It's really not that hard, just pull it tight-ish and shave away.

Pull with what? I understand this strategy, I'm just not sure how it would be feasible without a third hand.

Pull with one hand, shave with the other? It's really not that hard, just got to be careful not to cut your bozack.

[Kellanium]

I like 'em. Plus, I would do such horrible things to their bass player. Like, sinful things. I would get stoned, in some countries, for doing such sinful things. To their bass player. SINFUL. THINGS.

I hacked my kindle to have a picture of her on it. :o

[nieh]

I like Job For A Cowboy...

[foomanfat]

I still have no idea how people play Les Pauls without burning the jank out of their forearms.

Bonus: I often try to lock/unlock my front door with my car key.

[D.o.S.]

I like Job For A Cowboy...

[jfrey]

I still have no idea how people play Les Pauls without burning the jank out of their forearms.

How would one burn their forearms playing a guitar?

[foomanfat]

I still have no idea how people play Les Pauls without burning the jank out of their forearms.

How would one burn their forearms playing a guitar?

Rubbing against the edge of a flat top guitar.

[bigchiefbc]

I still have no idea how people play Les Pauls without burning the jank out of their forearms.

How would one burn their forearms playing a guitar?

Rubbing against the edge of a flat top guitar.

I had the exact same problem with my ESP Viper. I'm not a big fan of slab bodies. Gimme da contours.

[coldbrightsunlight]

My arm gets really warm even with my contoured jag, I'd hate to think how bad it would be on a guitar without that. Think I played a tele for a gig one time but was wearing a long sleeved shirt... Plus it was a wedding so I wasn't exactly going crazy/playing really drunk like I normally do.

[SPACERITUAL]

Pull with what? I understand this strategy, I'm just not sure how it would be feasible without a third hand.

This.

[Achtane]

Pull with what? I understand this strategy, I'm just not sure how it would be feasible without a third hand.

This.

Third hand, huh. Here you go.


I think you'll find the magnifying glass especially useful

[Kellanium]

Pull with what? I understand this strategy, I'm just not sure how it would be feasible without a third hand.

This.

Third hand, huh. Here you go.


I think you'll find the magnifying glass especially useful

i laughed quite hard. XD

[bigchiefbc]

Pull with what? I understand this strategy, I'm just not sure how it would be feasible without a third hand.

This.

I still don't get why you can't pull it taut with one hand and shave with the other. What the hell do you need the third hand for? Do you normally need two hands to shave?

[Kellanium]

Pull with what? I understand this strategy, I'm just not sure how it would be feasible without a third hand.

This.

I still don't get why you can't pull it taut with one hand and shave with the other. What the hell do you need the third hand for? Do you normally need two hands to shave?

He needs the third hand to pull back the fat rolls.