The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[unownunown]

my cousins have a lot of problems with seeing ghosts and spirits and shit, but that's never happened to me. my uncle just straight up told them to give him lottery numbers or go the fuck away... hahaha. if you think your house is haunted, get a bunch of dried sage and leave it everywhere! sage incense works too. my grandma did that a lot growing up, shit was everywhere. it also smells delicious.

[futuresailors]

NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK MEEEEEEE....

Also, fuck haunted houses. I lived in one for a while when I was little. Goddamn dead indians scarred me for life.

[the_carl]

i woke up hours early so i could take a shower and have my (extremely thick) hair be dry before i had to walk in 3 degree weather to class. it's not dry yet. :'( I COULD BE SLEEPING.

This winter is the first time I've had long hair in a cold climate. I did not realize that wet hair could actually freeze until I experienced it firsthand. My mom proceeded to make fun of me about it for the next three days.

[Achtane]

i woke up hours early so i could take a shower and have my (extremely thick) hair be dry before i had to walk in 3 degree weather to class. it's not dry yet. :'( I COULD BE SLEEPING.

This winter is the first time I've had long hair in a cold climate. I did not realize that wet hair could actually freeze until I experienced it firsthand. My mom proceeded to make fun of me about it for the next three days.

thats rough...I've never had it that bad but when my hair was in super jewfro form it would take 3-4 hours to dry. Now that it's much longer and heavier it's only an hour or two.

[adrianlee]

Really want a reverse headstock on my strat.

Dont really want to pay warmoth $200 to do it.

[Ghost Hip]

Never. When she's home, I don't get nervous. The being touched, and shit just happened this week, and she hasn't been home much. The sitting on my bed thing is the first time I've had any kind of "interaction" beyond being bothered. I don't know if it's something that's just comfortable around me, but curious, or if I'm losing my damn mind.

Edit: This is really weird. There's this really heavy moving field of static on my bed. Regardless of whether or not I move the blanket. I can feel it on my legs when it moves. I've never experienced this before.

Edit Again: I can SEE this one spot that stays down when I move the blanket up. Like there's a heavy push on that one spot, and it's about the size of a sitting person. I can feel the static when I put my leg near it. This shit is weird.

[snipelfritz]

ieatcats, have you been taking antihistamines to help sleep? That shit can fudge you up and make you see weird static people at the foot of your bed as well as strange gnomes that stare at you....not that I'd know.

[alexa.]

OH FUCK. I JUST HEARD A THUMP, AND MY VISION WENT WEIRD, AND THERE WAS A RINGING IN MY EARS, AND I THINK I HEAR SIRENS GOING OFF LIKE CRAZY IN THE DISTANCE.

I have a weird migraine now.

Fuck everything, I hate this shit. This isn't okay.

I keep seeing lights in the corner of my vision.

TV is on now. Fuck everything.

Sounds like astral projection coming on.

[jfrey]

Me: What browser, and browser version number, are you using to view the project?
Client: Dell, Laptop, Microsoft 7.
Me: .............. -_-

[jfrey]

Me: What browser, and browser version number, are you using to view the project?
Client: Dell, Laptop, Microsoft 7.
Me: .............. -_-

[IEatCats]

No antihistimines, and no mold. It's an old house, and other people get the same feelings from some parts. Plus the wiring is really fucked, and I've had a couple black outs recently that are contributing to the weird power. Bad EMF can contribute to feelings of uncomfortable-ness, and allegedly can help apparitions and shit.

And I've had shit following me like this since I was a kid, but it's been quiet for a couple years. I should be used to it. *sigh*

Edit: Fuck, my life is weird. I keep getting calls from a restricted number that hangs up when I say hello. It just happened again. It's freaking me out. Next time I'm just going to be quiet to see what happens. I heard noise in the background this time, which is unusual. Fucking weird. It's been happening since I moved into this house.

[Chankgeez]

It gets especially bad whenever I talk to someone during the day about aliens or conspiracies.

Dude, whatever you do, don't read the book Behold a Pale Horse. It's super creepy.

[Caesar]

Edit: Fuck, my life is weird. I keep getting calls from a restricted number that hangs up when I say hello. It just happened again. It's freaking me out. Next time I'm just going to be quiet to see what happens. I heard noise in the background this time, which is unusual. Fucking weird. It's been happening since I moved into this house.

It's just a telemarketer. Chill. Of course you are at the age where the primary symptoms of schizophrenia manifest themselves. Best to see a doctor before you become "that guy" in the weird news stories.

Unless the voices in your head tell you otherwise, because strange voices in your head and hallucinations are totally rational.

[Scruffie]

FUUUUUUUUU

Fell asleep at 10 last night by mistake and now i've woken up at 3AM... plus I missed going out on Friday night.

[McSpunckle]

Is it so fucking hard to swallow your fucking food before you talk?! I swear my brother will take a bite of food before talking just because he thinks it looks cool.

Seriously. Close your fucking mouth. Maybe it wouldn't be so hard if you take normal, human-sized bites.