The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

Nothing makes you feel like a man like the sight of running mascara.

Dude, I think I wear more makeup than a lot of girls.

So does Kevin Barnes and he's my hero.

And wears less clothes than most people.

[alexa.]

Well I'm kindofa snob when it comes to girls and I have absurd criteria, so the girls I do something with are mostly gorgeous and REALLY don't need makeup.
My ex had a cute purple-ish lining around her eyes when she didn't sleep and it looked SOOOOOOOOOOOO cute.
But she covered it up cuz it "looked ugly" and then she put some green shit where the purple was.

Also, my makeup hate is more related to the fucking retarded way of thinking that accompanies it. I met only 3 girls that had an awareness of what they were doing with it and they didn't have shitty reasons for doing it so it was cool.
Just my opinion on the matter, tastes differ.

[adrianlee]

A bagel with cream cheese is the greatest thing ever.

[snipelfritz]

I tend to have a one sided conversation in my head where I'm explaining something when I'm bored. I'm not actually talking to anyone. I just gave a whole lecture on Tue difference between multi-cam single-take, and single-cam multi-take filming and how it has taken roughly 80 years for television sitcoms to change from one to the other all while doing dishes at work.

[bigchiefbc]

An everything bagel with cream cheese is the greatest thing ever.

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[futuresailors]

An everything bagel with veggie cream cheese is the acceptable thing ever.

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[jfrey]

veggie cream cheese... seriously?

[dubkitty]

veggie cream cheese? is that, like, Oleomargarine With Attitude?

[futuresailors]

It's cream cheese with chives and shit in it. Helps cut the cream cheese-y-ness.

Also, I just made myself a cup of coffee. With a big ol heap of sugar. And more than a splash of milk. And Hershey's syrup. Using a vanilla roast.

FUCK YOU I'M A MAN.

[jfrey]

:lol: It's cream cheese with chives and shit in it. Helps cut the cream cheese-y-ness.

Ah, I was imagining some sort of like vegan cream cheese or something. Creamless cheese. Er, Creamless cheeseless spread.

Also, I just made myself a cup of coffee. With a big ol heap of sugar. And more than a splash of milk. And Hershey's syrup. Using a vanilla roast.

FUCK YOU I'M A MAN.

Sigh... The milk and sugar ruin the coffee... I can't even think about the syrup... Or vanilla roast...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUpY1BT9Xf4[/youtube]

[futuresailors]

I thought of that exact video whilst making it; fuck you bitches and your tattoos; you take your cream on the side, and sometimes on your back or knees.

[unownunown]

:lol: It's cream cheese with chives and shit in it. Helps cut the cream cheese-y-ness.

Also, I just made myself a cup of coffee. With a big ol heap of sugar. And more than a splash of milk. And Hershey's syrup. Using a vanilla roast.

FUCK YOU I'M A MAN.

IT IS THE BEST CREAM CHEESE. also this is the least healthy thing ever but who likes to make grilled cheeses with a little additional swipe of cream cheese? IT'S SO PERFECT AND MELTY AND CREAMY.

[futuresailors]

:lol: It's cream cheese with chives and shit in it. Helps cut the cream cheese-y-ness.

Also, I just made myself a cup of coffee. With a big ol heap of sugar. And more than a splash of milk. And Hershey's syrup. Using a vanilla roast.

FUCK YOU I'M A MAN.

IT IS THE BEST CREAM CHEESE. also this is the least healthy thing ever but who likes to make grilled cheeses with a little additional swipe of cream cheese? IT'S SO PERFECT AND MELTY AND CREAMY.

VERY NICE! HIGH FIVE!

I ONLY MAKE BACON GRILLED CHEESE. I COOK THE BACON FIRST SO I CAN USE THE GREASE TO FRILL THE BREAD. THAT'S GRILL AND FRY. COMBINED.

[ashdown]

I tend to have a one sided conversation in my head where I'm explaining something when I'm bored. I'm not actually talking to anyone. I just gave a whole lecture on Tue difference between multi-cam single-take, and single-cam multi-take filming and how it has taken roughly 80 years for television sitcoms to change from one to the other all while doing dishes at work.

i do this. i explain how things work to no one in particular, in my head

[coldbrightsunlight]

All. The. Time. I also have 2 sided conversations if I need to decide between 2 things, arguing against myself. It doesn't really help very much, I normally end up going way too far and worrying about whatever it is for ages.