behndy wrote:hurm. didna konw that unownunown was a chicadee. always dug herrrrrrrrrrrrrrM?
SNEAKY COOTER COVER'ER'ER'ERS.
that's why i roll All Moose Knuckle, All The Time.
My old DeathMetal band had a song called Moose Knuckle.
Some of the lyrics that I remember are (Cookie Monster Growled, of course):
Can't you see that you're pants are too tight
that you're nuts are double-sized
I can see with my own 2 eyes
that your balls are strapped to your thighs.
Moose Knuckle, Southern Fashion
Mooose Knuckle, BALL STRANGULATION
Are you really too stupid to know
That you're sporting male camel-toe
Or do you like the way that it feels
to split your little stick and 2 pills
I can't remember more right now... We had many songs along these lines. Fetus Milkshake, Vomit Storm (Stand by Me pie eating contest inspired), UrineNation, Glory Hole Blues (getting dick bit off in a Glory Hole), Wrong-Hole Plunge, Bavarian Goggles (my balls on your eyes), on and on...




over here just because we had cocks and she had tits. Come on ladies, we're distinguished gentlemen here! 


