The Confessions Thread

[snipelfritz]

Polos suck. I feel like short sleeve button ups is a really general category. I want me examples pics of douches (not actual douches!).

[jfrey]

Like every post above I have initially read as some variation of "Pools suck" or "I can't believe people like pools" and been like 'WTF??! Pools are awesome.'

Yeah, so 6 hours total of sleep this week so far...

[Achtane]

I don't get ring mods.
Like some other effects that I can't remember specifically right now, it's like "well what the fuck do I do with this?".
Maybe they are more useful on higher-pitched janks.

[snipelfritz]

I don't get ring mods.
Like some other effects that I can't remember specifically right now, it's like "well what the fuck do I do with this?".
Maybe they are more useful on higher-pitched janks.

That's your 4000th post

I've wanted a ring mod for the longest time, just because it's the craziest/coolest type of effect I've ever seen. I think it was when I saw this:
*mmmmkay I couldn't find the video , it had some crazy homemade synthy-ring mod thing that looked like it was housed in a metal salad bowl flipped upside-down*

but I did find this:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjAwnfv0u54[/youtube]
Okay, who's Bobby D?


EDIT: Found it!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTshZiLMUz4[/youtube]

I'm not 100% how that lead me to wanting a ring mod, but it's frackin' sweet.

[theavondon]

I sorta like ring mods like, in theory, but like, never when I actually have one.

[Chankgeez]

I sorta like ring mods like, in theory, but like, never when I actually have one.

You're just waiting for Randy's Revenge.

[snipelfritz]

I just saw this commercial...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tXaEGrZneE[/youtube]
...and I thought, "Hey I really should get that."





...and I don't have any pets.

[foomanfat]

Cake (the band) makes me dance more than any man my size should.

[snipelfritz]

I've waited for years to be able to play this song when I'm actually 22.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdJE3uPnBc[/youtube]

[phantasmagorovich]

Confession 1: I managed to understand that I don't need to read the whole of the internet.

Confession 2: I really dreamed about having a board that was basically filled with SS/BS stuff. I had like 15 or so and multiples too. They all looked like that custom order Brian had done of a TAFM, a Y4545 and something else all in yellow and blue stripes. Mine were in a brownish and red or pink and maybe some yellow too, but still. I have dreamt about owning pedals. I woke up so ashamed. But I trust you guys will understand.

[coldbrightsunlight]

You know you only woke up ashamed because you didn't already own those cool ss/bs customs. You know what to do.

[phantasmagorovich]

You know you only woke up ashamed because you didn't already own those cool ss/bs customs. You know what to do.

For real, I'm going to place an order for three Sparkle Motions right now!


(In my dream I knew the differences between the three. There were tiny differences - each had it's stronger and weaker points. Maybe I woke up ashamed because it was a corksniffers dream and thus not worthy of the savage love for fuzzy goodness.)

[coldbrightsunlight]

I dunno, I could see having more than one sparkle motion being useful, I really do use mine for at least 3 things all the time and HAVE thought about it. I guess that's a confession. I think the real sin is wanting more than one of a pedal that isn't even insane, just nice sounding.

[ashdown]

my only good lyrics are sad lyrics

[coldbrightsunlight]

I don't have any good lyrics, and sad songs are awesome, so what's wrong with that?