differences in needs; men vs women

[htsamurai]

I found this on another forum, and he found it on a car forum

"

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of Men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says,'I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'So she says the words that every
boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...'You're just not in touch with
my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical
needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store.

I walked around with her while she tried on several different very
expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her
we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new
clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier.'I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out,
' No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled,'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?'


Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her


"

[McSpunckle]

Bitch shoulda just said she was on her period...

[smile_man]

[Ghost Hip]

I've never had a woman say that bullshit to me. but kudos to him? idk, seems like a bullshit story.

[jondead]

I've never had a woman say that bullshit to me. but kudos to him? idk, seems like a bullshit story.

indeed

[Caesar]

I've been married for 14 yrs. I really just need someone to help me take out the trash.

[WaveForm3]

Never happened to me.

But I'm young.

[1,2,3, Pull Out!]

Never had one of those "I don't feel like it moments" happen to me . Also yeah, seems like a bullshit story, pretty funny though. Also if this guy's girlfreind often just "doesn't feel like it" he should consider the possibily that he's probably to bad at that stuff to even put her in the mood (and putting them in the mood is half the fun ).

[veteransdaypoppy]

i do love it when my girlie gets all hot and bothered and i start asking her hard questions. she just can't focus for shit

she's such a cutie.

[htsamurai]

aye i agree its a bullcrap story but its funny yo, i never said it was true!