The Confessions Thread

[Fuzzy Picklez]

I love smoking.
I wish I didn't stop.

[dubkitty]

I only stopped because i had to.

[snipelfritz]

I was just on a bus all by myself (besides the driver of course) and he totally let me smoke. Then we started taking about how uptight people are now and how in the 60's every party used to have an orgy room.

[D.o.S.]

I'd like to say I can see myself quitting smoking, but then I think--damn, that's a really long time to go between cigarettes.

[dubkitty]

if Talullah Bankhead didn't say that, she bloody well should have.

[snipelfritz]

I'm trying to schedule a date with a pretty girl, and I'm nervous.

I'll admit my intentions are quite pure, but really, what's the best time/place/plan to open the potential to bang? Is coffee at 7 with me driving a good idea? Let me reiterate, if nothing happens other than an opening for another date, I'm cool with that, but I've been a little bit out of the loop for a bit and I don't want to rule out the best possibilities.

and is "Yeah, see you there : )" too creepy? (specifically the smiley face)

[D.o.S.]

Too creepy for one person is not enough emotion for another.

Assuming you guys have them, why not hit up a vineyard tour? Nothing says "let's fuck" like free wine.

except, of course, "let's fuck."

[snipelfritz]

^ehem, what the fuck is a vineyard tour? We have brewery tours though, that I've heard are quite nice, not even sure she's 21 too(I'm almost 22 so it's not weird) EDIT: Fucking snooty east coast...

Also, there's the teensie possibility she doesn't think it's a date. but I REEEEAAAALLLY hope that's the nerves talking.

also, she's a repubican. Her facebook has pictures of her with Ben Stein and Scott Walker (the much hated conservative governor of this state), and she still looks amazing and I don't care.

Thanks for being a sounding board ILF, otherwise all these anxieties would be bouncing around my head like Flubber.

[D.o.S.]

^ehem, what the fuck is a vineyard tour? We have brewery tours though, that I've heard are quite nice, not even sure she's 21 too(I'm almost 22 so it's not weird)

Also, there's the teensie possibility she doesn't think it's a date. but I REEEEAAAALLLY hope that's the nerves talking.

also, she's a repubican. Her facebook has pictures of her with Ben Stein and Scott Walker (the much hated conservative governor of this state), and she still looks amazing and I don't care.

Thanks for being a sounding board ILF, otherwise all these anxieties would be bouncing around my head like Flubber.

You're an educated fella, you figure it out.
As for the republican thing... Bill Maher banged Ann Coulter.

[snipelfritz]

Bill Maher is a libertarian and Ann Coulter is crazy. Considering I'm center-left, I don't see how that applies.

But good for Bill, as much as I despise him.

[D.o.S.]

Bill Maher's a far cry from someone like Ron Paul.

Point being, politics don't matter in the sack. Unless you're trying to rail a purity-ring slingin' Christian Fundo or something.

recap: Vineyard tour/Brewery Tour>fuckin'>Happier snipezywhybzie>happier ILF.

[snipelfritz]

Oh, yeah, I definitely realize politics doesn't have anything to do with it. We met in a political theory class after all. And I'm pretty sure she's no fundo.

[D.o.S.]

Excellent. Now go forth and conquer on behalf of all your internet acquaintances!

[snipelfritz]

Dude, it's gonna suck sooooo hard if I don't get some tomorrow.

[D.o.S.]

Except it won't, because this time tomorrow you'll be balls deep in sweat and sentiment.

Problem solved.