It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[Deltaphoenix]

SECHSY

[foomanfat]

Freakin' banana hands.

[TroySanders]

behndy shaves just around his asshole and thats why i love him

[Deltaphoenix]

SUPAH SECHSY

[behndy]

im a fuzzy, fuzzy beast. except for in my downstairs fun zone.

looks like somebody drilled a glory hole into an orangutang.

[My name is Mudd]

Thanks LOADS for that...

[Gozu]

Thanks LOADS for that...

[behndy]

MOOOHOHOHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAH!!

the imagery is ASTOUNDING isn't it?

"gah. that...... that section on that Sasquatch is so...... bare........ was there a...... a fire?"

[behndy]

sadly, while the imagery is amazing, it's not the truth. alas, i'm not really that hairy. can't grow a mustache, it just looks like trailer trash fuzz.

i'm more on the level....... of a Greek grrL who just entered puberty. some hirsute spots, but a lot of smoothness too.

my smooth, smooth man skin. never been tanned, milk white chocolate creaminess.

SO GENTLE UNDER YOUR FINGERS.

[Deltaphoenix]

I liked you better as an orangutang

[behndy]

*glues seven cats in strategic, nekid places*

.......... better?

(couldn't find any chinchillas to complement the smooooooothness of my buttery soft skin)

[Deltaphoenix]

Yur the best BEHNDOLICIOUS!
Fuck, I have so much house work to do. My semester just ended and having a house-warming party in a few days. At least I am finally going to get the mancave in order. Probably need to stop screwing off. I am sure I will do like when I was a kid, play with everything as I put it up and take all damn day..

[behndy]

YEP. i've been moving all my audio stuff into the living room since the grrL won't be back for at least 2 or 3 months i want my fucking off to be PRODUCTIVE fucking off.

and be "i've been moving" i mean i get about 2 minutes of actual work done then turn on the 360 and get distracted by CoD for the rest of the day.

WHY ARE THERE THREE AWESOME MODES ON THAT FUCKER WHY.

[Deltaphoenix]

Lunch Time! Just got a wooly mammoth clone...bad to the ass.

[Joe Gress]

I should clean this room up a bit, practice my upright, hookup my practice amp, practice my electric, practice piano, look up musical terms theory and history for my JQ's in January, fill out applications for a job, and generally stop fucking around so much. But it's the first week of break and I work every night this week. So the rest of the world can go suck it.