The Confessions Thread

[Grrface]

Confession: I'm a closet mallrat.

I dated a mallrat for a while. Not one of my finer decisions.

[jfrey]

I once sneezed so hard here at work that my whole body snapped forward and I hit my head on my desk.

[snipelfritz]

I also, have a left nut which is lower than the right, but that's consistent and I've never thought it's strange. The curve in my dingus is what I've been concerned about lately.

Now, the reason I came into this thread, which was, if I can remember it, rather than just adding stream-of-consciousness ramblings, oh yeah, soooooooo I started posting in Ultimate-Guitar againINMYDEFENCE it's to focus my compulsive posting on a less important forum so I can focus my significant posts here. Seriously, I have a forum posting problem...I think it has something to do with my current lack of friends, coupled with my current drunkenness. Also, I've made it a point to spread the gospel of noise, shoegaze, and analog pedal snobishness there. ILF has had more of a positive influence on me than any other forum community(and I've actually been a part of quite a few).

Ugh, Ultimate Guitar. Gave up posting on there like a year ago, it's all "how do i get dime/john mayer/bl00z toanz?". I do occasionally look at it when ILF is slow, but I'll just see something stupid and leave. But analogue snobbishness? That's one of my problems with that forum, here people don't spit on anything digital just because.

I post/check ilf all the time because I'm so bored all the time and do nothing.

The only valuable forum area in UG is the guitar technique forum.

lol, I've always thought that was the worst part. "OMG Sweep picking!!! I need to play my arpeggios FASTERRR!"

[kbit]

I once sneezed so hard here at work that my whole body snapped forward and I hit my head on my desk.

Hope you didn't get too hurt.

[alexa.]

^that

I just said 'ooooooooouch' when I read it

[jfrey]

^that

I just said 'ooooooooouch' when I read it

"Luckily" I hit with my forehead, not my nose or something, so no actual damage. It was not my proudest moment.

[dubkitty]

i've done that with a steering wheel/forehead. IIRC it was wintertime (sneezin' is the reason for the season), so the cold made it not hurt so much.

[01010111]

I often send text messages, forget what exactly I said in them, begin worrying that I sent something grossly inappropriate because of predictive text, and then go read my sent messages to see what I actually sent. So far I haven't said anything grossly inappropriate, but it's only a matter of time.

[Chankgeez]

Confession: I'm a closet mallrat.

Better a mallrat than a mall ninja.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

[coldbrightsunlight]

I often send text messages, forget what exactly I said in them, begin worrying that I sent something grossly inappropriate because of predictive text, and then go read my sent messages to see what I actually sent. So far I haven't said anything grossly inappropriate, but it's only a matter of time.

Sorry to laugh but that's pretty funny. I often send text messages, remember exactly what I said because I don't use predictive text, and read it again and again fretting about whether I should have said it or not, how the recipient is going to interpret it, blah blah blah. Hint: nobody ever gives a shit because it's all normal things to say, I'm just a complete idiot. I also do this with emails and forum posts.

[bubstance]

I had to talk to me ex-fiancée today and ask for a key back (incidentally, I needed it back to give to the new girlfriend). She decided to strike up a text chat despite the fact that I hate to text. She said shit along the lines of "I don't know where the key is, but I'll try to find it." Later I go to text new girlfriend (she is also a texter) and send a message along the lines of "have a good day at work; love, hugs, kisses, etc." without checking who I sent it to. Turns out I sent it to ex-fiancée instead. Awkward.

Then, fast forward a few hours: ex texts me with "congrats on the new girlfriend", to which I respond with thanks and a wish that her and her new dude are doing well (I hope he finds another girl that isn't a manipulative cunt). She responds with a picture of her new engagement ring.

IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING MONTHS. SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[D.o.S.]

I had to talk to me ex-fiancée today and ask for a key back (incidentally, I needed it back to give to the new girlfriend). She decided to strike up a text chat despite the fact that I hate to text. She said shit along the lines of "I don't know where the key is, but I'll try to find it." Later I go to text new girlfriend (she is also a texter) and send a message along the lines of "have a good day at work; love, hugs, kisses, etc." without checking who I sent it to. Turns out I sent it to ex-fiancée instead. Awkward.

Then, fast forward a few hours: ex texts me with "congrats on the new girlfriend", to which I respond with thanks and a wish that her and her new dude are doing well (I hope he finds another girl that isn't a manipulative cunt). She responds with a picture of her new engagement ring.

IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING MONTHS. SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[Grrface]

Confession: I'm a closet mallrat.

Better a mallrat than a mall ninja.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

That was fantastic.

[Chankgeez]

Confession: I'm a closet mallrat.

Better a mallrat than a mall ninja.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

That was fantastic.

Yeah, that shit's classic. Love it.

[alexa.]

I had to talk to me ex-fiancée today and ask for a key back (incidentally, I needed it back to give to the new girlfriend). She decided to strike up a text chat despite the fact that I hate to text. She said shit along the lines of "I don't know where the key is, but I'll try to find it." Later I go to text new girlfriend (she is also a texter) and send a message along the lines of "have a good day at work; love, hugs, kisses, etc." without checking who I sent it to. Turns out I sent it to ex-fiancée instead. Awkward.

Then, fast forward a few hours: ex texts me with "congrats on the new girlfriend", to which I respond with thanks and a wish that her and her new dude are doing well (I hope he finds another girl that isn't a manipulative cunt). She responds with a picture of her new engagement ring.

IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING MONTHS. SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Laugh at that guys misery and at her petty manipulation attempts
My ex tried to fuck me up yesterday, but I just ignored it all. Oh well.
I blame soup operas. They make people think drama is a good and normal thing.

..and there my ex goes again.
I barely woke up and she's texting me.