It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

[SPACERITUAL]

What the fuck.

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I am so disappoint....

[Schlatte]

or... you could just make this: http://www.marions-kochbuch.com/recipe/1253.htm
... and put pb and cheesecake filling on top... ratio 1/1

[Joe Gress]

One must peanut batter the bun before putting the fried steak ums on so that it melts perfectly with the cheese. Nutella may also be used to create







..............................CHOCOLATE PEANUT BATTER CHEESESTEAK.

Ok, now I'm convinced your one of the good guys. My breakfast challenge has been laid before me...









Challenge excepted.

[warwick.hoy]

I'm sure you could find a vegetarian substitute for Steak Um.

Seitan is a vegan meat substitute that we make in house and serve at work.

http://yeahthatveganshit.blogspot.com/2 ... tness.html

[behndy]

great. now i'm going to have to learn to bake and cook. and thus, my vaginification will be COMPLETE.

[Joe Gress]

Fuck that, I've known how to bake and cook since I was 12. Just means more good food for me.

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SPACERITUALS FOOD RULES RULE #D4791-2:

IF A SIMILAR RECIPE CANNOT BE MADE IN A MICROWAVE, THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED FOOD IS NOT IN FACT FOOD.
CASE IN POINT: KIRKLAND BACON WRAPPED FILET MIGNON.

ALSO OF NOTE: RULE #A753.82:

IF SOMETHING DOES NOT TASTE GOOD AS A SANDWICH, THEN IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD.

[warwick.hoy]

I will freely admit to being slightly effeminate as a result of knowing how to bake and cook,....but hey,....pays the bills so fuck it.

[Joe Gress]

I will freely admit to being slightly effeminate as a result of knowing how to bake and cook,....but hey,....pays the bills so fuck it.

You eat good food to don't ya?

[behndy]

not lady like in a bad way. i'm a little grrL about a lot of things. i like the pretty stuff. the pretty stuff likes me.

WE ARE ONE.

hurm. trying to figure out a Sandwich Based Version of ice cream or cereal. they not foods?

[Joe Gress]

not lady like in a bad way. i'm a little grrL about a lot of things. i like the pretty stuff. the pretty stuff likes me.

WE ARE ONE.

hurm. trying to figure out a Sandwich Based Version of ice cream or cereal. they not foods?

Ice Cream Sandwich:


Cereal Sandwich:

[SPACERITUAL]

Ice Cream Sandwich:


Cereal Sandwich:

TRY AND FUCK WITH MY LOGIC.

[bigchiefbc]

SPACERITUALS FOOD RULES RULE #D4791-2:

IF A SIMILAR RECIPE CANNOT BE MADE IN A MICROWAVE, THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED FOOD IS NOT IN FACT FOOD.
CASE IN POINT: KIRKLAND BACON WRAPPED FILET MIGNON.

ALSO OF NOTE: RULE #A753.82:

IF SOMETHING DOES NOT TASTE GOOD AS A SANDWICH, THEN IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD.

If you like how food tastes coming out of a microwave, then you have feces for taste buds.

[SPACERITUAL]

SPACERITUALS FOOD RULES RULE #D4791-2:

IF A SIMILAR RECIPE CANNOT BE MADE IN A MICROWAVE, THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED FOOD IS NOT IN FACT FOOD.
CASE IN POINT: KIRKLAND BACON WRAPPED FILET MIGNON.

ALSO OF NOTE: RULE #A753.82:

IF SOMETHING DOES NOT TASTE GOOD AS A SANDWICH, THEN IT DOES NOT TASTE GOOD.

If you like how food tastes coming out of a microwave, then you have feces for taste buds.

....NEEEXT