The what ever thread...

[snipelfritz]

Tee Hee Tummy Tums!!!

[bob the r0bot]

Tee Hee Tummy Tums!!!

Damn straight.

[D.o.S.]

Pink Flamingos is one fucking crazy movie. Incest, voyeurism, forced bestiality, indecent exposure, kidnapping, black market baby rings, artificial insemination of humans, cannibalism, cutting off somebody's dick, eating dog shit, a guy who lip syncs with his asshole, cross-dressing, tainted sentient furniture, sending poop in the mail, petty theft.

Yeah, John Waters is pretty out there.

Imagine it in smell-o-vision:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2011/08 ... mells.html

[tuffteef]

coming to two weeks on my operation mo stache

its at the point where food is getting in it

[The4455]

coming to two weeks on my operation mo stache

its at the point where food is getting in it

Sounds hot

[D.o.S.]

No shaving until you hit Sam Elliot status:



Cover both lips with your facial shrubbery. Then we'll talk.

[Achtane]

Sooooo yesterday I was thinking (as I frequently do) about how fucking crazy it is to be alive and that every other thing, living or nonliving is pretty absurd as well. Later that night I was reading Blood Meridian and saw:

The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.

The universe is no narrow thing and the order within it is not constrained by any latitude in its conception to repeat what exists in one part in any other part. Even in this world more things exist without our knowledge than with it and the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way. For existence has its own order and that no man's mind can compass, that mind itself being but a fact among others.

And it was like "FUCK YEAH"

[bob the r0bot]

ILF advice

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Go nuts.

[Mudfuzz]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvOhv7D1ZdM[/youtube]

[Achtane]

dude this is awesome
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhseHCwWhE[/youtube]

[the_carl]

So... you go through all the effort of cooking to make miniature food replicas that aren't edible but will rot? I don't think I understand.

[Mudfuzz]

dude this is awesome
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhseHCwWhE[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epAXIdQrd5E[/youtube]

[unownunown]

if you ever have an upset stomach, drink some sidral mundet freal. it's like an appley ginger ale but without ginger and with juice and no hfcs. and it's available at like fucking walmart and shit. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT FROM LIFE

[theavondon]

So... you go through all the effort of cooking to make miniature food replicas that aren't edible but will rot? I don't think I understand.

[Achtane]

So... you go through all the effort of cooking to make miniature food replicas that aren't edible but will rot? I don't think I understand.

It's the zen in making a tiny meal 'n shit.
In Japan the single religion that all practice is cuteness and in cuteness there is but one collective god. Tiny things are god.

Also holy shit my dad found a Powell Peralta Bucky Lasek skateboard for $10 in a thrift store, the one with stadium graphics. That's $300 or something.