The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[warwick.hoy]

Shrimp are just a few evolutionary steps away from cock roaches,....

*shudders.

[tuffteef]

if no one got my austria reference ill kill you all for not knowing classics

[jfrey]

Dumb and Dumber, Nanook of the North, etc.

Classics.

[tuffteef]

Dumb and Dumber, Nanook of the North, etc.

Classics.

heres the winner

[warwick.hoy]

Now I'm actually pissed that I didn't realize the shrimp banter was in relation to one of the greatest movies of all time.

Harry: What's her last name? I'll look it up.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.

[D.o.S.]

we don't eat shrimps here.. we eat MEAT!

Ahhh that explains the SAUSAGE KIOSK in the airport.

[snipelfritz]

Shrimp are just a few evolutionary steps away from cock roaches,....

*shudders.

and we're a few steps away from chimps, but that doesn't stop me from fucking them, now does it? err...wait...

I know I've said it 20 times, but this time I really mean it: I'm not going to the McDonalds in town ever again. They have shitty service and I always have to wait for fries.

I'm an American god dammit! I expect my convenience to be at a level of meticulous perfection.

[unownunown]

BEING BORDERLINE ASEXUAL IS HARD

[theavondon]

I know I've said it 20 times, but this time I really mean it: I'm not going to the McDonalds in town ever again. They have shitty service and I always have to wait for fries.

I'm an American god dammit! I expect my convenience to be at a level of meticulous perfection.

I WANT IT ALL, AND I WANT IT FOR NOTHING

[snipelfritz]

BEING BORDERLINE ASEXUAL IS HARD

it would strike me that being asexual is a binary, all or nothing sort of thing. Borderline asexual sounds like it would be someone who doesn't get laid involuntarily(like me in high school).

Seriously, those people who came in and gave abstinence only presentations are the biggest douchebags in the world. One day a roving pack of nerds is going to rip one of their heads off.

[Achtane]

BEING BORDERLINE ASEXUAL IS HARD

"HARD" YOU SAY
HO HOOOO

[unownunown]

BEING BORDERLINE ASEXUAL IS HARD

it would strike me that being asexual is a binary, all or nothing sort of thing. Borderline asexual sounds like it would be someone who doesn't get laid involuntarily(like me in high school).

Seriously, those people who came in and gave abstinence only presentations are the biggest douchebags in the world. One day a roving pack of nerds is going to rip one of their heads off.

i don't think any part of sexuality is fully black and white.

i've always felt pretty near asexual. i don't say fully asexual because i'll feel attraction or desire for a short period always and then i'm back to how i usually am: thinking someone is interesting or attractive but not really feeling the urge to pursue them or any desire towards them or anything. honestly most of the desire to pursue people after the intial 'hmm they're pretty cool' thing is more because i've said something about it to a friend and i feel like i have to keep up with it, you know what i mean? or like, when i was younger i thought that's just what you did: you thought someone was attractive then after you stopped finding them attractive you were supposed to pursue them anyway because that was how it worked. obviously it's not. but to me attraction is always this thing that passes in a few days so it's mostly not worth even spending my energy on. i have an extremely low appetite for sex. it's pretty complicated.

[dubkitty]

i sometimes think that i'm borderline asexual; on consideration i realize it's just that i haven't met anyone i've been attracted to for awhile, and quit being attracted to my gf years before we split up.

[McSpunckle]

i don't think any part of sexuality is fully black and white.

i've always felt pretty near asexual. i don't say fully asexual because i'll feel attraction or desire for a short period always and then i'm back to how i usually am: thinking someone is interesting or attractive but not really feeling the urge to pursue them or any desire towards them or anything. honestly most of the desire to pursue people after the intial 'hmm they're pretty cool' thing is more because i've said something about it to a friend and i feel like i have to keep up with it, you know what i mean? or like, when i was younger i thought that's just what you did: you thought someone was attractive then after you stopped finding them attractive you were supposed to pursue them anyway because that was how it worked. obviously it's not. but to me attraction is always this thing that passes in a few days so it's mostly not worth even spending my energy on. i have an extremely low appetite for sex. it's pretty complicated.

Do your friends constantly tell you that you need to get laid?

[Schlatte]

I've pretty much lost all faith to get a cute girl- puberty strikes hard, man...

Also- it's currently 11:47 PM... and I have to finish a project for school... looks like I'll have to pull an all-nighter... yay