Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?

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Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?

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Lol I'm in a metal casting sculpture class but I'm too busy making naked lady sculptures to make Klon enclosures.

But I will screenprint the MILFKLON graphics for the nominal fee of one MILFKLON. Because I'm not gonna lie I actually want a Klon.
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Officer Bukowski wrote:...But stupiddream88 said they were a horrible pain in the ass to build on vero.

I think those he made were also dual klon/hotcakes.
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Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?

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since I have one coming, maybe if I don't like it I should mod it just to piss people off.

or transfer the guts to another enclosure, then put HM-2 guts in the Klon enclosure.
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Mod it Zounds! Tell TGP it's just too transparent.

Actually, don't, resell and buy more gear instead. Logic set in just now.
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logic, shmogic. I may just eat bean dip off the fucking thing.
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Zounds Perspex wrote:logic, shmogic. I may just eat bean dip off the fucking thing.

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Zounds Perspex wrote:logic, shmogic. I may just eat bean dip off the fucking thing.

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Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?

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I think we should do a total stock klon clone, but add a toggle switch or a second stomp switch that would engage a fuzz circuit after the boost or kick it into a chaos mode or something. I like the idea of the inexplicable self oscillation, but you really should make it so it can be used either in stock (TGP) mode, or in the crazy ILF (actually worthwhile) fuzz mode.

The thing is, if we make a modded one that is like "this is our version of the klon," all the haters will be like "oh that sucks, it can't compare to the stock klon." So I think it would be best to just make a stock klon, but then add an extra crazy-ass-shit mode.

This will show the world that even though we despise the Klon and constanly mock it, we have the skills to build the klon, only to slap it in the face with fuzz. It would also be cool if somebody started marketing these like "It's the same damn pedal, plus an extra fuzz circuit, and it's half the price." Just as a fuck you to the Klon folks.

I think we should also give it an ironic name like "Pegasus" or "Mr. Tumnus" or something centaur-esque.

Just ideas... :idk:
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ifeellikeatourist wrote:I think we should do a total stock klon clone, but add a toggle switch or a second stomp switch that would engage a fuzz circuit after the boost or kick it into a chaos mode or something. I like the idea of the inexplicable self oscillation, but you really should make it so it can be used either in stock (TGP) mode, or in the crazy ILF (actually worthwhile) fuzz mode.

The thing is, if we make a modded one that is like "this is our version of the klon," all the haters will be like "oh that sucks, it can't compare to the stock klon." So I think it would be best to just make a stock klon, but then add an extra crazy-ass-shit mode.

This will show the world that even though we despise the Klon and constanly mock it, we have the skills to build the klon, only to slap it in the face with fuzz. It would also be cool if somebody started marketing these like "It's the same damn pedal, plus an extra fuzz circuit, and it's half the price." Just as a fuck you to the Klon folks.

I think we should also give it an ironic name like "Pegasus" or "Mr. Tumnus" or something centaur-esque.

Just ideas... :idk:


Yeah, that's a great idea.
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Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?

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a centaur getting fucked by the ILF smiley would be pretty funny. Or a centaur with the ILF smiley as a head

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Derelict78 wrote:Or a centaur with the ILF smiley as a head

I thought one of those already existed... and was in the hands of... ;)
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Mudfuzz wrote:
Derelict78 wrote:Or a centaur with the ILF smiley as a head

I thought one of those already existed... and was in the hands of... ;)

In the hands of...Nick Cannon?
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Jero wrote:
Mudfuzz wrote:
Derelict78 wrote:Or a centaur with the ILF smiley as a head

I thought one of those already existed... and was in the hands of... ;)

In the hands of...Nick Cannon?


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Officer Bukowski wrote:If someone wants to build them I'll screenprint the enclosures. But stupiddream88 said they were a horrible pain in the ass to build on vero.


i'll bite and have circuit boards made. :thumb:
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Re: Can we have a ILFer do a run of Klons for us?

Post by Gearmond »

i like how the dichotomy is now

TGP: so transparent its like its not even there. costs $500

IFL: oscillates so much, its unusable. but it sounds neat! costs $200
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