The Confessions Thread

[McSpunckle]

Why are all women in the Bay Area into the polyamory thing?

They're whores.

[dubkitty]

they've used up and fucked over all the straight men so they can't get a long-term relationship. and then they realize that they blew it and, in my exes' lovely phrase, "got rid of" the person who was really meant for them and no one person can fill that gap.

[tuffteef]

7) On my last birthday I didn't know how old I was. I couldn't remember if I was 24 or 25.

I forget how old I am all the time. Whenever someone asks me or I need to fill it in a form, I have to actually sit there and do the math from my birth year.

i forget too ive told people im 23 then later on im like no wait! im 22

ive also forgotten the alphabet one time

[D.o.S.]

Why are all women in the Bay Area into the polyamory thing?

Because it's a great idea, given the alternatives.

[D.o.S.]

5) I have always felt that I was born into the wrong time. I'd be much more comfortable 500+ years ago.

Ah, yes, 1511, the year when one man made a groundbreaking observation: "one black can do the work of four Indians."

That kind of thing suits me.

Oh my god dude, I can't be waking up the people I live with at 1 in the AM on an early-week day like that.

[McSpunckle]

no one person can fill that gap.

Oh, I don't need any help fillin' some gaps. ; D


... I'm talking about jeans, you pervert.

Just kidding. I'm talking about vaginae and buttholes.

[snipelfritz]

5) I have always felt that I was born into the wrong time. I'd be much more comfortable 500+ years ago.

Ah, yes, 1511, the year when one man made a groundbreaking observation: "one black can do the work of four Indians."

That kind of thing suits me.

Oh my god dude, I can't be waking up the people I live with at 1 in the AM on an early-week day like that.

Too bad, because you're about to again
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQaF4YXCXsc[/youtube]


Also, I haven't run into the whole forgetting age thing yet since I'm 21. I figure I will though since it's the last significant age, but like b-dayboy I was born in 1990 so the math isn't too tough.

[coldbrightsunlight]

I'm 21 and I always forget my age... It makes me look really dodgy whenever I'm buying booze and have to think for a few seconds, then they check my id and they're like OH you're actually 21.

[snipelfritz]

I look like I'm freaking 16.

[alexa.]

they've used up and fucked over all the straight men so they can't get a long-term relationship. and then they realize that they blew it and, in my exes' lovely phrase, "got rid of" the person who was really meant for them and no one person can fill that gap.

sounds like my ex.
sigh
I don't know if I'm lucky or burdened that she still won't give up and go look for someone else.

[unownunown]

i really like my college and shit but i just don't feel very intellectually stimulated or otherwise engaged outside of the classroom so i'm thinking of transferring next year. i told one of my friends because it was really bugging me out and they took it in a 'you don't like your friends here?' way which is like the worst thing.

[snipelfritz]

Join a club.

Printing 30 copies of an ad for a drummer to be posted around campus that say we want to play a combination of "Soul, Metal, Noise, Funk, Alt/Indie, Dance-Punk." We'll see how this goes.

[coldbrightsunlight]

If I saw an ad with that description I would call instantly! I really want to get round to starting a band, I'm just so lazy and don't know any practice spaces.

[snipelfritz]

It took me about a year to overcome the laziness. Still don't have a practice space.

[unownunown]

Join a club.

Printing 30 copies of an ad for a drummer to be posted around campus that say we want to play a combination of "Soul, Metal, Noise, Funk, Alt/Indie, Dance-Punk." We'll see how this goes.

the clubs aren't even engaging dude. most people don't participate in clubs so there's not like... a lot of people in clubs. i was even gonna get involved in the campus paper but i read it enough (all the time, even read back the archives online) to know that my writing wouldn't have a place there. thinking of just doing some chaos/art shit instead. since my art professor had our class doing light poster-bombing i'm really into obnoxious forms of public art. i kind of want to try to put out a zine.