The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[dubkitty]

not true of my kittehs. they still love me. my Dinho follows me around the house, and is only really happy when i'm sitting next to him. then he curls up a foot or two from me, far enough that warmth isn't his concern, and purrs like a finely-tuned Alfa-Romeo. and at least once a day the little one will stop what she's doing, sit down in the kitchen, and start into a series of short wails...she doesn't want anything other than for somebody to come and reassure her, because she spent years in no-kill shelters before coming to me.

[dubkitty]

i called Gollum and told her not to come up today. i need a fucking day off. the nights before the last two moving days i got a sum or 7.5 hours of sleep the 2 nights. after they left yesterday i slept most of the clock around and then some, up for short bursts on the NET but otherwise dead to the world. and i need an opportunity to repair some of the trashing they did...all my stuff is jammed in corners, thrown on the floor, or otherwise treated with the respect you'd expect from Gollum by now.

[unownunown]

came home for midterm break, got sick the first day! go figure. :rage:

also there is almost nothing i hate more than people who go to shows take pictures/video with their iphone the majority of the time. i just want to slap that shit out of their hands, seriously

[bob the r0bot]

i called Gollum and told her not to come up today. i need a fucking day off. the nights before the last two moving days i got a sum or 7.5 hours of sleep the 2 nights. after they left yesterday i slept most of the clock around and then some, up for short bursts on the NET but otherwise dead to the world. and i need an opportunity to repair some of the trashing they did...all my stuff is jammed in corners, thrown on the floor, or otherwise treated with the respect you'd expect from Gollum by now.

Move all her shit in the yard before she shows up.

[McSpunckle]

i called Gollum and told her not to come up today. i need a fucking day off. the nights before the last two moving days i got a sum or 7.5 hours of sleep the 2 nights. after they left yesterday i slept most of the clock around and then some, up for short bursts on the NET but otherwise dead to the world. and i need an opportunity to repair some of the trashing they did...all my stuff is jammed in corners, thrown on the floor, or otherwise treated with the respect you'd expect from Gollum by now.

Move all her shit in the yard before she shows up.

For best results, do this when it's raining.

[dubkitty]

fuck that. i'm gonna make HER carry it LOL. i will, however, throw the remainder of the small items unsorted into plastic trash bags with little care. hey, if the garlic powder gets into the Kotex, it's not my pussy.

[McSpunckle]

You, sir, are sadistic. I like it.

However! I'd probably opt for a mix of chilli powder and ground cayenne pepper. That is, assuming vaginae hate it as much as balls do.

[snipelfritz]

^and you know this because?

my kitteh only luvs me for my body warmth and foods. i think.

Quite frankly, I think you could expect a lot less from any other living being.

Damn, I either need to wait for my parents to fall asleep so I can sneak a bowl in or I need to come up with some BS about going to hang out with a friend then drive around doing a roadie and kill a bunch of time instead of being gone for just 20 minutes and coming back high as hell. Either way it'd be really great to finish off this bag.

[dubkitty]

i'm really not sadistic at all. if i was really sadistic i'd have found and burned the only extant childhood picture of her mother, smashed the cup she's had since she was eight, erased the VHS tapes of her when she was young and pretty riding her horse, broken the last glass from the set given to her by her dear friend who died of AIDS, etc. i didn't even want to call the cops on her, but enough is fucking enough.

[Achtane]

came home for midterm break, got sick the first day! go figure. :rage:

also there is almost nothing i hate more than people who go to shows take pictures/video with their iphone the majority of the time. i just want to slap that shit out of their hands, seriously

It bothers me more when people stand perfectly still at a high-energy show. And/or fold their arms.
YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO COOL OR SOMETHIN'?

[warwick.hoy]

^and you know this because?

my kitteh only luvs me for my body warmth and foods. i think.

Quite frankly, I think you could expect a lot less from any other living being.

Damn, I either need to wait for my parents to fall asleep so I can sneak a bowl in or I need to come up with some BS about going to hang out with a friend then drive around doing a roadie and kill a bunch of time instead of being gone for just 20 minutes and coming back high as hell. Either way it'd be really great to finish off this bag.

Don't be a pussy and smoke it in front of them,...at the dinner table,...then if they harsh you tell them the rule is puff puff pass.

[snipelfritz]

^and you know this because?

my kitteh only luvs me for my body warmth and foods. i think.

Quite frankly, I think you could expect a lot less from any other living being.

Damn, I either need to wait for my parents to fall asleep so I can sneak a bowl in or I need to come up with some BS about going to hang out with a friend then drive around doing a roadie and kill a bunch of time instead of being gone for just 20 minutes and coming back high as hell. Either way it'd be really great to finish off this bag.

Don't be a pussy and smoke it in front of them,...at the dinner table,...then if they harsh you tell them the rule is puff puff pass.

lulz, wait til they fall asleep ended up working just fine

[bob the r0bot]

I sounded like shit for the past two weeks and I didn't know why until today; I LEFT MY GOD DAMN $20 CRY BABY ON TOE DOWN BY ACCIDENT! I'M 'BOUT TO THROW THAT BITCH OUT A WINDOW!

[tuffteef]

i just missed my first exam by accident
FAK!

worst start to my exam week

[Schlatte]

I sounded like shit for the past two weeks and I didn't know why until today; I LEFT MY GOD DAMN $20 CRY BABY ON TOE DOWN BY ACCIDENT! I'M 'BOUT TO THROW THAT BITCH OUT A WINDOW!