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So, I'm watching this Scottish show called Burnistoun. I've decided that these people are certainly speaking a language other than English.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa5Q-s7sUHI[/youtube]
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Grrface wrote:So, I'm watching this Scottish show called Burnistoun. I've decided that these people are certainly speaking a language other than English.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa5Q-s7sUHI[/youtube]

That was terrible.

In college, I had a roommate who was Scottish. I had to ask him to repeat just about everything he said. Seriously, Scottish people sound like they're all playing Chubby Bunny on speed.
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I will say this, the rest of the show is pretty dang hysterical.

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having grown up on the South Side of Chicago, i have no trouble at all deciphering the lyrics to old blues songs--i once amazed an old folkie by knowing a line to a Robert Johnson song he'd puzzled over for years--but i can't figure out people with Scots and particularly Irish accents for shit. Van Morrison is the worst...he has a Northern Irish accent, which is even more obscure.
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It's not even the accent, it's the vernacular.

Living in the good old Northeast, I have to regularly talk to the various brutes, rednecks, yuppies and intellectuals that make up our fine region. Plus I live a few blocks away from a huge refugee population, many of whom I play basketball with, so you get a smattering of French, Ebonic English, and a bunch of other languages I can't name.

And, of course, in a lot of situations it's quite important to decipher the tone and intention behind a phrase like "that's bullshit, motherfucker."

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D.o.S. wrote:It's not even the accent, it's the vernacular.

Living in the good old Northeast, I have to regularly talk to the various brutes, rednecks, yuppies and intellectuals that make up our fine region. Plus I live a few blocks away from a huge refugee population, many of whom I play basketball with, so you get a smattering of French, Ebonic English, and a bunch of other languages I can't name.

And, of course, in a lot of situations it's quite important to decipher the tone and intention behind a phrase like "that's bullshit, motherfucker."

Language is Absolute Madness.

I have no ability to decipher accents. Even slight ones. When my mom speaks with an Italian accent (which comes and goes) I can't understand her, even though it is otherwise fluent English. I'm probably the only person in my family that picked up none of my families various accents. When everyone's together they'll be sitting at the dinner table talking and I'll be sitting there like 'Wtf is everyone saying?'
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There was an old, black man who came into the gas station where I used to work and asked for "Mehtuh-huh." It took forever to get that he was looking for motor oil. I'm so white.
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maz91379 wrote:Well and how else are you supposed to be proficient with grouping double taps to the head for the coming zombie apocalypse . Ammo will be in short supply and each shot betrays your more definite location to the larger zombie horde . Just saying.


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alexa. wrote:I crave digital distortion :(


Go to the gear page and post that,

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And kno what? You'll deserve it for desiring thos electron murdering digital crystal lattices
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