You Might Belong on ILF If...

[Fuzzy Fred]

When the only mail you get is gear acquisitions

[univalve]

When the only mail you get is gear acquisitions

I reached that point

[Ilikewater]

you can't play guitar because the power went out.

GTFO!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAUeigqX-jg[/youtube]

Yeah, exactly.

[snipelfritz]

When the only mail you get is gear acquisitions

I reached that point

Apart from my college transfer acceptance this has been the case for a while now, and I'm expecting two more within the next week.

[soldersqueeze]

I'm not hating on her, but I do find FBG's demos deeply annoying. Why be (try and be) sexy about it? I think it's demeaning to women and insulting to men. If i'm getting aroused by a gear demo, it's because i'm a sicko who gets fuzz-boners.

Hang on, maybe this belongs in the confessions thread....

[alexa.]

^that

[Mudfuzz]

You are legitimately upset by fuzzbox girl's shenanigans.

I wasn't convinced she was totally whoring around with pedals until this last video with the wee beaver and bad jokes and such. I couldn't make it to the pedal actually being played.

oh, stop being such a boys club and taking the red herrings. FBG does legit demos and summaries of the pedals

Can i still call her a whore if i send her a ilf appology cake(lemon poppy seed or triple chocolate with raspberry filling and cream in the shape of a )?

I'm not hating on her, but I do find FBG's demos deeply annoying. Why be (try and be) sexy about it? I think it's demeaning to women and insulting to men. If i'm getting aroused by a gear demo, it's because i'm a sicko who gets fuzz-boners.

Hang on, maybe this belongs in the confessions thread....

^that

Also/or... when FBG's SR demo makes you want to do demos of DE pedals were you talk for 15 minutes... finally play your clean sound... then stop the camera...

[Gearmond]

I'm not hating on her, but I do find FBG's demos deeply annoying. Why be (try and be) sexy about it? I think it's demeaning to women and insulting to men. If i'm getting aroused by a gear demo, it's because i'm a sicko who gets fuzz-boners.

Hang on, maybe this belongs in the confessions thread....

"i'm not hating on her" *proceeds to hate*

and all women should wear burkas because curves and panty lines give me boners, yeah.

i said before, its a red herring thing thats irrelevant to the quality of the videos. its an extra layer of campy fun like GMD's gmd-ness, and aen's what-the-fuckery video editing and general silliness

or maybe you're just trying to put the source of your boners on her, instead of the delicious fuzz, to hide your deep dark secret

[alexa.]

she's not ugly but she sure doesn't turn on anything, except pedals.
don't like that kind of attitude, that is all.
the same way I don't like RWJ.

[soldersqueeze]

I'm not hating on her, but I do find FBG's demos deeply annoying. Why be (try and be) sexy about it? I think it's demeaning to women and insulting to men. If i'm getting aroused by a gear demo, it's because i'm a sicko who gets fuzz-boners.

Hang on, maybe this belongs in the confessions thread....

"i'm not hating on her" *proceeds to hate*

and all women should wear burkas because curves and panty lines give me boners, yeah.

i said before, its a red herring thing thats irrelevant to the quality of the videos. its an extra layer of campy fun like GMD's gmd-ness, and aen's what-the-fuckery video editing and general silliness

or maybe you're just trying to put the source of your boners on her, instead of the delicious fuzz, to hide your deep dark secret

Mmmmeh, I wouldn't really say I was hating, but each to thier own definitions I guess

Maybe I'm not sexy and ironic enough to "get it", maybe I should start playing my guitar in leather hotpants and see if it helps open my eyes and ears to the world of sexy effects...

And I'll have you know I've never denied a fuzz-boner. I pitch my tent proudly, thank you very much!

[snipelfritz]

maybe I should start playing my guitar in leather hotpants and see if it helps open my eyes and ears to the world of sexy effects...

You don't do this already!?!

[D.o.S.]

maybe I should start playing my guitar in leather hotpants and see if it helps open my eyes and ears to the world of sexy effects...

You don't do this already!?!

Seriously. Adapt or die.

[Bassus Sanguinis]

maybe I should start playing my guitar in leather hotpants and see if it helps open my eyes and ears to the world of sexy effects...

You don't do this already!?!

Seriously. Adapt or die.

or even more rock option: refuse to die.

[magiclawnchair]

you can't play guitar because the power went out.

GTFO!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAUeigqX-jg[/youtube]

Yeah, exactly.

you might belong on if you can summon electricity!

[snipelfritz]

By "summon electricity" do you really mean, rub your hairy genitals against something(or someone?) in order to create static electricity?


because I totally do that all the time.