You Might Belong on ILF If...

[Fuzzy Fred]

Thanks to Behndy, nothing seems fucked up to you anymore. And I mean nothing seems fucked up anymore

[Joe Gress]

Thanks to Behndy, nothing seems fucked up to you anymore. And I mean nothing seems fucked up anymore

QFT!

[Mudfuzz]

Thanks to Behndy, nothing seems fucked up to you anymore. And I mean nothing seems fucked up anymore

Ah but what does it say that Behndy [ ] has yet to really shock me..

[Seedy]

...if you made it sound broken on purpose.

[snipelfritz]

...you've ever wished your dick was 1/4" wide so you could fuck a Rickenbacker in both the regular output and the Ric-O-Sound hole(cause she's a dirty, dirty girl who knows how to get down).

...you're not into playing what other people call "notes."

[foomanfat]

...you don't know what your guitar sounds like.

[Fuzzy Fred]

Thanks to Behndy, nothing seems fucked up to you anymore. And I mean nothing seems fucked up anymore

Ah but what does it say that Behndy [ ] has yet to really shock me..

I don't know whether to be sad or insanely proud of you...

[Gearmond]

when you can tell how good a guitar player is by the size and content of their pedal board.

[Achtane]

when you ask about pedals in anime.

[devnulljp]

If the soundman spends 20 minutes trying to isolate that goddamn fucking noise and it turns out to be your tonez.

[Schlatte]

...if you spend more time with your gear than with your gf/wife/family/boyfriend. You might even love your gear more...

[Adoom]

...if you made it sound broken on purpose.

...your pedal collection is worth way more than you car.

...you have more than one item of musical equipment serving as furniture in your home. e.g. speaker cabinet/end table

if you are more likely to spend your money on pedals rather than such unnecessary things like food... pff yeah.. sure I could starve to death but HAVE YOU HEARD THE GLITCHY BLEEP BLOOP NOISES IT MAKES!? OMGFUCKINGBANANAGLJAOBBRGS!!!

Your Music sucks.

[htsamurai]

if your facebook has more pics of pedals than of you...
if you have trouble relating to people with less than three pedals

[Gearmond]

if you know more about whats coming out from builders than you do about the world at large

[culturejam]

...if you made it sound broken on purpose.

I was going to say.....

If you traded a perfectly functional pedal for one that sounds totally broken.