It’s back from the dead! The TB Mega Thread.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:55 pm

You know, it should shock and disgust me that I don't reel in horror after looking up "blue waffle". But it just doesn't do anything.

I've passed a mark somewhere along the line that I can never return to.
Fuck you, Internet. You ruined me.
You fucking ruined me the minute I logged onto Splatterball and surprised my mom with a $20 monthly fee when I was a kid. That incredibly fun, terrible FPS...turned me into a broken person.
I remember the exact moment I became tainted for life. It was when I took our team's flag and threw it into a corner to piss my teammates off.

...waffles really are better than pancakes. I used to eat frozen waffles daily.

metalmariachi · Post by **metalmariachi** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:41 pm

why you should all go out and buy a Jazz bass, a P bass and a B-15.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up9cH7xDqCw[/youtube]
you have those and women will let you cover them in syrup and lick it off.
Hell they'll lick it off of you and bring their own waffles.

caution; if you play this stuff, boomer moms will take their shoes off and dance, then do nasty stuff in the backseat of your car.

MM

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:41 pm

ill have the number 3 please

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:51 am

lulz. i go to jam out with my duck-dick out, and MaxxxaMappius gets even sillier with the title. noice.

.... i actually LOVES Waffle House. but that's 'cause the only place i've had it is visiting fam in TN, and if you don't eat meat you're sorta fucked. fucking hate that place. never been in Nashville though. maybe it's nicer there.

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My name is Mudd · Post by **My name is Mudd** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 1:59 am

Mudfuzz wrote:
NSFW: show

^^ WINNING!!! ^^

And who shoved Rosie's face into the iron back there?

warwick.hoy · Post by **warwick.hoy** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:02 am

MaxMaps wrote:Oh you bastards.

See what you made me do.

I like it.

Fuzzrociouspedals · Post by **Fuzzrociouspedals** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:37 am

I hope the next iteration of the tb thread has something to do with pancakes with bacon in them b/c that trumps ALL breakfast food. ever.

Schlatte · Post by **Schlatte** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 11:51 am

Fuzzrociouspedals wrote:I hope the next iteration of the tb thread has something to do with pancakes with bacon in them b/c that trumps ALL breakfast food. ever.

I have the bacon. You bring the pancakes/waffles.

My name is Mudd · Post by **My name is Mudd** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 12:16 pm

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Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:31 pm

Mmmm, Bacon...

I looooooooooooooooveee baaaaaaaacoooooooon!

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:47 pm

ew. bacon is what made me give up meat.

well, that and trying to spend some time inside a Muslim grrL's vageener.

but yeah. no. no thanks on beeekahn.

blegh.

Schlatte · Post by **Schlatte** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 7:49 pm

I fully understand the vagina part.. but did you just write "ew" to bacon?

Gearmond · Post by **Gearmond** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:00 pm

behndy, i have LITERALLY lost 100% of my respect for you because of your hatred of bacon.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:00 pm

yes sir. yes i did.

i'm a pseudo-vegetarian. totally not about the animals. i'm with Tarantino on the Personality Equals Cute Equals Not A Food, so i'd rip holes in somebody and fuck them to death if they hurt my dog, but i give a fuck aboit some cows or ducks or pigs or llamas or however you roll.

i never really dug on the taste of meat that much, and after not eating pork awhile to have Burka Booter Access other meats started tasting a bit funny. so just cut them out.

woof. makes it HARD eating good stuff in the US sometimes. here in Cali it's easy though.

blegh. BACON.

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:03 pm

He just talked bad about bacon? Kill him

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