my own graphics/custom/gutshot thread!

[behndy]

lulz. HATER. i likededed it a'ight. just didn't totally twist my junk into Duck Vagina Plumbing usefulness.

I HAVE 2 TAFM'S, A 4545, A BLARGOTRAHHN AND A POLY ON THE WAY!!! HOW ELSE CAN I SHOW HOW MUCH I LOOOOVE THIISSSSSS MANNNN??!?

.... seriously, do some research on duck vageen's. shit is FASCINATING. evolution to make Rape For Procreation harder? astounding.

[Haki]

Yeah, well, making me feel emasculated by a duck isn't going to make me love you more. Though it does make me like the Anaheim Ducks more.

NSFW: show

http://io9.com/5433056/female-ducks-have-evolved-a-vagina-dentata

Also, penis at 1/3rd their total length, that'd be 2 feet for humans. You're paying my therapy for any traumas induced by nightmares starring 2 feet dicks.

I'm not doubting your commitment to Brian, though you do lack a Sparkle Motion. Actually it's because of you humping all of Brian's other pedals but getting rid of the Fuck that made it stand out in the first place.

[O Drones]

Just got a Fuck today and I genuinely couldn't stop playing once I turned it on. Such a beautiful sounding and looking effect with the ability to sound like the most beautifully fucked amp/cable/tubes at the touch of a switch. Honestly in love with this fucking thing. Amazing.

[behndy]

Yeah, well, making me feel emasculated by a duck isn't going to make me love you more. Though it does make me like the Anaheim Ducks more.

NSFW: show

http://io9.com/5433056/female-ducks-have-evolved-a-vagina-dentata

Also, penis at 1/3rd their total length, that'd be 2 feet for humans. You're paying my therapy for any traumas induced by nightmares starring 2 feet dicks.

I'm not doubting your commitment to Brian, though you do lack a Sparkle Motion. Actually it's because of you humping all of Brian's other pedals but getting rid of the Fuck that made it stand out in the first place.

lulz. DREAM OF MY GIANNNNT DUCK WANNNG!!!

re: Sparkle-Fuck-A-Dillies - i play a 6 string bass, previously in a band with no guitar dooder, so i gots stoopid specific OD needs and/or desires. the Fuck rokks balls, just not my balls. the Sparkle.... i dunno. how much do i want shimmery high end on bass? i do play up there.... i dunno. mebbe?

also, Duck Cock.

[smallsnd/bigsnd]

yeah i agree. fuck behndy with a duckdick

[magiclawnchair]

I'm not doubting your commitment to Brian, though you do lack a Sparkle Motion.

lacking sparkle motion = lacking commitment...

[behndy]

yeah i agree. fuck behndy with a duckdick

a-HEM. a SPARKLEY duck dick sir. we have to maintain SOME sense of decorum here. for we are gentlemen, are we not?

I'm not doubting your commitment to Brian, though you do lack a Sparkle Motion.

lacking sparkle motion = lacking commitment...

lulz. but i play BASS! i go a bit afield, but do i need a shimmery sparkle added to my top end? DO I??!?

..... off to listen to clips. pushy motherfuckers.

[magiclawnchair]

I'm not doubting your commitment to Brian, though you do lack a Sparkle Motion.

lacking sparkle motion = lacking commitment...

lulz. but i play BASS! i go a bit afield, but do i need a shimmery sparkle added to my top end? DO I??!?

..... off to listen to clips. pushy motherfuckers.

oh, that easy are we?!?

YOUHAZNOYEAR2525!!!

[smallsnd/bigsnd]

you guyz crack me up

[Wes Mantooth]

lulz. but i play BASS! i go a bit afield, but do i need a shimmery sparkle added to my top end? DO I??!?

..... off to listen to clips. pushy motherfuckers.

Use it as a dark boost, it's bass friendly

[behndy]

oh, that easy are we?!?

YOUHAZNOYEAR2525!!!

oh you derty. you so DERTY.

soooooooomedayyyyyyyy.

Use it as a dark boost, it's bass friendly

i'm lookin', i'm LOOKIN'. JEEZ. eat your FOOD TINA. gaaaaawd.

i hate that movie. but that Llama is pure bear anger TITS. awesome.

hurm. i........ love the TAFM. i love it even more with a gatey switcheder thingie. fucking awesome.

[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/behndy/emotions-are-neat-01[/soundcloud]

it's a little thing i sent to a guy we're going to try out on gitarz. the first 12 seconds are a simple tappy thing high up, then finger'in (giggety) open B->C grindy and an octave above that. think just breaks CLEAN without taking any of the ANGERRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrr away.

it's like..... making The Hulk wear a condom when he's fucking his (it's ok, the gamma radiation scrambled the DNA enough that 3-eyed flipper arm kids are the LEAST of their genetic worries) cousin She Hulk. all the anger, but restrained where you want it to be.

adamantium jimmy hat?

[magiclawnchair]

cool!

[Wes Mantooth]

That was fucking cool

I want a fucking Goatkeeper now

[behndy]

they. are. AWESOME. and the TAFM just runs into everything beautifully. having the gate on a footswitch makes it really two pedals in one. super cool.

annnnnnnnnd just listened to the Sparkle Motion vid. damn you Brian. damn you to Chunky GrrLs With Bad Hygiene Are All That Survived The Apocalypse Hell. that thing DOES sound pretty fucking nice.

from 1.45'sh to 2.13'sh has me a little...... in tight pants. very tight. where they didn't use to be. in my crotch. because of my massive erection. 'bout to break through my 'cords and try to strangle me in frustration.

live with THAT image. huh? you like THAT on your conscious.

emailing.

[behndy]

cool!

That was fucking cool

durp. meant to say THANKS! yeah..... i LOVE me some IDM. but i'm too lazy to sit down and add the complexity and ever-changy-ness that it requires when i know that most everything that i still like after a few days is going to be played with humans. should put more effort into that.

Goatkeeper...... i really like this thing. just got my M9 back in. i think i'm going to be trying to flip this Goaty in a bit 'cause either......

a) M9's pattern trem will be enough
b) i'll want the extra LFO and Sync options on the V3

doubt a) will hold true, b) probably will.

moof. board tear down! think i'm gonna go to two boards so i can carry around the 4545. RARRRRRRRRR.