How to get started making Noise?

[Bassus Sanguinis]

literally just make some damn noise.

oodles of noise musicians overcomplicate their process and its really really really really really really hilarious

yeah, this applies: I love making noisy noises with my children. They have no problems with crapping the shit out of eveything. It's like the Croucho Marx said: Any five yars old child would understand this. Send someone to fetch one.

But, really, adoom asked something not too long ago, trace his postings back a bit and check from there?

[9520575]

Turn up your input level, max out delay feedback. plug in headphones to your amp. Put the headphones on top of your pickups. point a TV remote at you pickups... Minute 5:56 is where you can hear the TV remote, if you just want to skip to that noise.
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/name_9520575/graffti[/soundcloud]

unwind your low E string, to the point where you can wrap it around your thumb. get a violin bow. add some delay...
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/name_9520575/ice-storm-near-dc[/soundcloud]

take a microphone, plug it into an ibanez de-7, turn on fox news, adjust delay time, while feedback is maxed...
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/name_9520575/warm-that-cold-war-mantality[/soundcloud]




This is what do... whether or not it sounds good... I make noise.