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you just need to choose better women and time your alcohol better.
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ashdown wrote:i must confess that all of my problems this summer have been directly linked to alcohol and women

soooo not worth it.

That's funny because my regrets in high school are the same.


But I think we had the opposite problems.
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D.o.S. wrote:Alcohol and women are both certainly worth it.

+1. I just remembered it's been 19 months since I last got properly laid. Pass the lotion. :mope:
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maz91379 wrote:since last October and she wasn't even that attractive : (

did scruffs break his 3 year losing streak yet?


I had never even kissed a girl until I was 21. (I'm now 22)
Then again I probably don't count on the sex side. (Confession: I'm saving it for marriage. (Nerd))
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That clearly was an accident. That guy would never have sex with a woman.

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Haha.

Like a guy on rollerskates is ever going to get laid. He would have to resort to devious means.

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laid, with a woman, is what I was implying.
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Achtane wrote:Haha.

Like a guy on rollerskates is ever going to get laid. He would have to resort to devious means.

Or join as a rollerderby ref or coach...
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I found it funny that my post was ignored, at first, then i remembered why.
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I was going to say "Hey, me too!" but I've been trying to cut down on my snarky comments lately in order to curb my absurd post cost to actually helpful contributions ratio.
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If I think about it at all, the chorus to Born This Way signs another six month lease in my head.
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Kellanium wrote:I found it funny that my post was ignored, at first, then i remembered why.


do you really want to discuss that? and no offense
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It's all good, I'm sure we can find the code of conduct in the handy-dandy multi-volume VADEMECUM FOR CONFESSORS.

What do you mean you mean you don't have one lying around your house?
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