The Confessions Thread

StudioShutIn · Post by **StudioShutIn** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 8:09 pm

During my recent visit to Guitar Center (yea yea I know...don't laugh..) I witnessed the unique phenomena known as the "guitar store girlfriend" (or wife or mom or w/e)
You know the type...sitting on the little stool next to the guy who is busily blaring away on an EGG-NAY-TUR, doing his best to either channel SRV, Hendrix, or some other deceased guitar player of some significance :idk:

I kinda feel sorry for them :cry:

ashdown · Post by **ashdown** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 9:11 pm

i am in one fucked up situation right now.

MEC · Post by **MEC** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:17 pm

ashdown wrote:i am in one fucked up situation right now.

Dude, just let the girl go.
I saw her mom on TV she said "All that matters is getting our daughter home safe".
Drop her off at a fire station.

*Edit: I just read your Spite, Hate, Rage post. I hope you don't die.

Blackened Soul · Post by **Blackened Soul** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:19 pm

Confessions lead to getting burned at the stake. I The confess that I really don't want to be, but I know that in a different time and place with my big mouth... I would have been.

magiclawnchair · Post by **magiclawnchair** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:41 pm

tuffteef wrote:
Officer Bukowski wrote:I accidentally got really fucked up on a pill used to ween people off heroin and mastubated in the shower but couldn't cum and now I have a little scab on my penis.

try having sex in the shower
its like sticking ur weiner into a balloon

shower sex is great however... :erm:

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:45 am

magiclawnchair wrote:
tuffteef wrote:
Officer Bukowski wrote:I accidentally got really fucked up on a pill used to ween people off heroin and mastubated in the shower but couldn't cum and now I have a little scab on my penis.

try having sex in the shower
its like sticking ur weiner into a balloon

shower sex is great however...

wait, so are you trying to say that sticking your wiener into a balloon is great, or that you like to, somehow, have sex with showers?(drains mayhaps :idk:

)

dubkitty · Post by **dubkitty** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:15 pm

gururyan wrote:If my food was on par with my beer/liquor, I would be eating stone crab and porterhouse everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. As it is though, my diet usually consists of Ramen, hot dogs, and pizza.

...but I always wash it down with top shelf beverages.

well, good for you...a man's got to have some standards.

The4455 · Post by **The4455** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:15 pm

I don't really like the way the Shure Sm-58 sounds, it's too dry and dead sounding for me. :idk:

Seedy · Post by **Seedy** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:02 pm

I woke up with my wife last Sunday and put the TV on. It was Paula Dean making so much stuff with butter. We were grunting at the deliciousness, and were so enamored, it made us have sex. So yeah, food network pr0n. Or I'm into Paula Dean, there's no way of being sure.

Achtane · Post by **Achtane** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:47 pm

Seedy wrote:Paula Dean

NEEDS MORE BUTTER
I SAID MORE

futuresailors · Post by **futuresailors** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 4:56 pm

Seedy wrote:I woke up with my wife last Sunday and put the TV on. It was Paula Dean making so much stuff with butter. We were grunting at the deliciousness, and were so enamored, it made us have sex. So yeah, food network pr0n. Or I'm into Paula Dean, there's no way of being sure.

What was that SNL sketch? Food Network-Porn for fat people?

tuffteef · Post by **tuffteef** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:45 pm

Achtane wrote:
Seedy wrote:Paula Dean

NEEDS MORE BUTTER
I SAID MORE

she would say it more like GOTTA ADD MORE BUTTA YALL

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:33 pm

futuresailors wrote:
Seedy wrote:I woke up with my wife last Sunday and put the TV on. It was Paula Dean making so much stuff with butter. We were grunting at the deliciousness, and were so enamored, it made us have sex. So yeah, food network pr0n. Or I'm into Paula Dean, there's no way of being sure.

What was that SNL sketch? Food Network-Porn for fat people?

when I was smoking weed all the time, I would mostly watch Food Network, Cartoon Network and public access television.

Blackened Soul · Post by **Blackened Soul** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:25 pm

snipelfritz wrote:
futuresailors wrote:
Seedy wrote:I woke up with my wife last Sunday and put the TV on. It was Paula Dean making so much stuff with butter. We were grunting at the deliciousness, and were so enamored, it made us have sex. So yeah, food network pr0n. Or I'm into Paula Dean, there's no way of being sure.

What was that SNL sketch? Food Network-Porn for fat people?

when I was smoking weed all the time, I would mostly watch Food Network, Cartoon Network and public access television.

I miss good public access television :cry:

fucking Comcast :cry:

When they took over in Seattle they killed all the cool shows and replaced it with Christian crap :grumpy:

Did the "insane Christian asian bitch" that wants to turn green lake into holy water NEED over three hours a week when you pull the bong show and the how to be a dominatrix show? They stripped all weird! CN use to be cool but then it just became lame, same with foodtv same with, well everything, moral to the story, I don't watch TV anymore.

snipelfritz · Post by **snipelfritz** » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:30 pm

This was my favorite show:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QLocASbqo[/youtube]

ilovefuzz.com

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