Lets see your terrible local music!

[starcastic]

GOOD GOD. OFFENSIVELY AWFUL.

[themanwhowasthursday]

i raise you hipster scum, there is nothing reedemable about this  [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5J4K3wMN8&feature=related[/youtube] 

[Redwood Cephalopod]

These dudes are from my town, are scum bags and have to be one of the worst if not the worst bands I've ever heard lyrically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwHDU0bcXHQ

If they add more sweeps, they could be on Sumerian Records inside of a year.

[The Mad Owl]

i raise you hipster scum, there is nothing reedemable about this  [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y5J4K3wMN8&feature=related[/youtube] 

holy shit man... all of this melodrama!!!!!!!

i love the music, but the lyrics are bothering me!

[SonicNinja]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ht_xlgp2K0[/youtube]

What bothers me about them is they obviously have people in the industry working for them. They have a shoe endorsement, matching nail polish, and banners galore. They have someone video their vocal exercises and give off the vibe of an all-star band that has made it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvb-qQk_A8s[/youtube]

Our scene here is flooded with nu-metal. This is just not for me.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo_x1mntZjE[/youtube]

Moar brutal tones.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvdVFCxMMpM[/youtube]

I understand that this is marketable where I live, but fucking a, I do NOT get it.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvb0GDheyQs[/youtube]

Overly melodramatic.

[Redwood Cephalopod]

Koz of Konfuzion - proving that "local metal" is the worst of all subgenres.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6l04g2JDpLo[/youtube]

[Alicetheenigma]

I kind of just saw Soundgarden live, earlier tonight, makes this that much more worser.

Everything I have ever done musically seems so incredible

[smile_man]

fuck this guy

come on man, you should buy the ds-1, cobain used one...

He had the gall to write a song about my group of friends after our close friend was killed.

http://youtu.br/sHMMGcQWUjs

he also plays in this band

http://youtu.be/-uh-iJ2fuOQ

ughguhguhg

guy playing the firebird is aight though. this is one of those bands that inspires hatred.

http://youtu.be/zqU9tIGaUyg

guy playing the bongo is one of the worst people ive ever met.

http://youtu.be/bFLy1I86WdA

http://youtu.be/glOt8OG4sH0

edit: youtube embed being a dick

[tim]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb_C9BH5I3U[/youtube]

We have a show coming up with these guys in December. I'm dreading it (for multiple reasons).

[bob the r0bot]

Is that fat guy in shorts with the bandana singing for every "metal" band now?

[The Mad Owl]

Is that fat guy in shorts with the bandana singing for every "metal" band now?

HA! this... is all kinds of fucking win

[the raytownian]

I am my terrible local music...

Surprisingly, I actually don't hate a lot of the more popular groups (meaning groups I can even recall) from my city like Cancerslug, The Pine Hill Haints, Thomas Function, and Daikaiju... I feel lucky to have (at least once) had a good music scene where I live, though most of these bands either got too big and stopped playing locally very often or just fizzled out.

EDIT: M'kay, I do remember a few now: Drag Down First, Lampwick, Radiotron... all either really god damn boring or REALLY god damn bad. The Pink Spiders fucking sucked too...

[the raytownian]

Will someone just plan a string of homicides for "pop punk" already .

NEVEEERRRR!!!

From the first 5 seconds, that sounds like a Sum 41 clone or something, meaning it sounds like commercialized, derivative horseshit.

Not all Pop-Punk sounds like this. ;__;

[the raytownian]

Oh, and every song related to or sampling this must fuck off:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlNDBFJCW_M[/youtube]

I suppose it's not technically appropriate for the thread, but just a warning: If I have to hear that shit in a song ever again..... I WILL FIND YOU.

[the raytownian]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDfcKg4lthU[/youtube]

The terrible local music I have is more a side effect of the existence of rich kids. So, their parents spring for full string parts on their albums or, oh hey, their dad is a producer, so all their stuff comes out sounding super clean and auto-tuned to perfection. Then, their shows are hosted at Presbyterian churches where you can't curse or be "too loud" because the "levels will suffer if you have your amp up too much". Things like this infuriate me. But, at least they're musically coherent. I guess I just disagree with their methods and their sound.

that wouldnt be too bad without that fag singing

He kinda sounds like the singer from Smoking Popes to me... never really loved their vocals though.