loosing my precious pedals! spider laying eggs in me elevators killing me paranoia thoughts where all people eventually wanna kill me, o wait thats already true!
I don't know fi this counts but everytime "broken penis" is mentioned I wanna kill myself.
I sometimes get paranoid especially in a college setting that I'll be called a stereotype like emo/indie/etc. Honestly, when its the first day of class no one sits next to me unless its the last seat left. So I become paranoid and I don't want to talk because I'm afraid people will take it in the context of the pre-determined stereotype in their head. I usually end up being the funny guy in class though.
I'm also scared that someone will think I'm stereotyping them. I'm super conscious of how people portray themselves and I try my damnedest not to offend them.
mr. sound boy king wrote:
Organic apples are not normal, they are special, like analog, whereas normal apples, like digital, taste sterile and lack warmth.
To agree with Rush Limbaugh. That Bigfoot will eat me [I don't believe in bigfoot but still...] That the world will end up in a post apocaliptical disaster, but then is it a real fear or do I watch too much amine?
- That I smell really bad, but can't smell it myself (I grew up in a paper mill town, which often stinks like rotting broccoli, so the taunts from other high schools always involved kids from our town smelling bad).
- Those friggin' baby dolls with "lifelike" eyes.
- Finding wild animals in my basement when I go down to do the last load of laundry at night (not so irrational - so far we've found a 'possum, a very confused neighborhood cat and a dead raccoon down there, but I think I've plugged up all of the holes by now).
jrmy wrote:- That I smell really bad, but can't smell it myself (I grew up in a paper mill town, which often stinks like rotting broccoli, so the taunts from other high schools always involved kids from our town smelling bad).
OMG THIS. I think that all the time, err, minus the backstory.